EWH3 #1467: The Last Gator Day, May 8th, 2025, Crystal City * (Yellow/Blue*)

After three long years of many claps, Coco is moving on to smaller and more ocean-y things. Going away from the swamps to the big blue ocean is going to be different, but nothing that a fearsome crocodile can't handle. Prepare for a short’n’sweet goodbye, because she came with a bang and is leaving with a bang.

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, May 8th, 2025. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Crystal City Metro

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Crystal Drive & 15th Street S

Hares: Crocs On Crocs Off, B-Ho, Chuck Fuck, Tumey McBoatface, Devil Went Down on Georgia, mystery hares

Trail Details:
- Runners: 2.2 mi. first half / 1.61 mi. second half
- Walkers: 1 mi first half / 1 mi. second half
- Shiggy: 1.69

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B (.4 mi to Crystal City Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.

PS. We have a bag van!

End Metro: Crystal City Metro

Last Trains Out:

Downtown Largo 11:45 PM
Franconia-Springfield 12:25 AM
Huntington 12:13 AM
Mt Vernon Sq 7th St-Convention Center 11:38 PM

On After*: Crystal City Sports Pub
Specials: Coco’s last trail or something

*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.

Give Back to the Hash!

BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.

HARES! Ready to help hare or make your own trail? Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.

ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com.

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