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EWH3 #1465: The 2nd Anal Tumey Saves Your Butts Trail

04/24 11:59 PM

A EWH3 Trail

Cost: $10

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

TBA

I didn’t think this trail would happen again, but here we are.

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, April 24th, 2025. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: NoMa-Galludet Metro. Follow marks to start

Nearest Capital Bike Share: M St NE & Delaware Ave NE

Hares: Tumey McBoatFace, Close Encounters of the Turd Kind, and other friends.

Trail Details:
- Runners: 1.69ish mi. first half / 1.8ish mi. second half
- Walkers: 0.8ish mi first half / 0.7ish mi. second half
- Shiggy: 0.69

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A (0.5 mi to NoMA Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.

End Metro: NoMa

Last Trains Out:
Glenmont: 12:15 AM
Shady Grove: 12:12 AM

On After*: Sid Gold’s Request Room
Specials: TBD

*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.


Start Location Details

Start Location TBA

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23 Hashers came

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George StuffedAnOctopus

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BDSM-5

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How Much Wood Could a Woodchuck Fuck

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