EWH3 #1462: Is Everybody Happi?!, April 3rd, 2025, Gallery Pl/Chinatown (Red/Yellow/Green)

Is everybody happi?! You should be - your EWH3 haberdasher is ordering Happi Coats for you wankers in 2025! Join this week’s trail and don your Thursday best - happi coat, travel hab (or local hab!), shiggy socks, and favorite hash necklace - to celebrate the sacred, festive traditions and rituals of hashing. There will also be down-downs, violations, “singing”, r*nning, and maybe even a block of ice containing the vessel you left at trail last week! Stick around at end circle for first access to order a happi coat, and a bonus hab gift if you complete your order by the end of circle! On-on, wankers!

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, April 3rd, 2025. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: National Portrait Gallery Steps on 7th St. NW (near Gallery Pl-Chinatown)

Nearest Capital Bike Share: 7th & F St NW (https://maps.app.goo.gl/UL3CVCrwSCbzBF4h7)

Hares: Whoriana Trench, Ha-Cum-On My Tatas, Lickthyologist, Ready Player None

Trail Details:
- Runners: 1.8 mi. first half / 1.9 mi. second half
- Walkers: 0.8 mi first half / 0.9 mi. second half
- Shiggy: 0.69

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A (0.5 mi to Archives-Navy Memorial Metro, 0.5 mi to Union Station Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.

We also have a bag van!

End Metro: Archives-Navy Memorial (Green/Yellow) or Union Station (Red)

Last Trains Out:
Archives (Green/Yellow):
Branch Ave (Green) 11:57 PM
Greenbelt (Green) 12:16 AM
Huntinton (Yellow) 12:02 AM
Mt Vernon Sq (Yellow) 11:49 AM

Union Station (Red):
Glenmont 12:10 AM
Shady Grove 11:59 PM

On After*: Hamilton’s Bar and Grill (233 2nd St NW)
Specials: You’re special.

*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.