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EWH3 #1458: LAW & WHOREDER: SKANKY VIXENS UNIT. March 6, 2025, Cleveland Park (Red Line)

03/06 11:55 PM

A EWH3 Trail

Cost: $10

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

Sometimes a picture is worth a thousand words:

Wanna see what that means? Head over to the EWH3 website! https://www.ewh3.com/

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD.

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, March 6, 2025. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Cleveland Park - follow marks to start!

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Connecticut & Ordway NW

Hares: BenSon, What the Fuck?!, Ice-GretzTea, Just StabLeah, Tragic Cragen Ride, and Shetland BarbaMe!

Trail Details:
- Runners: 2.5 mi. first half / 1.8 mi. second half
- Walkers: 1.3 mi first half / .69 mi. second half
- Shiggy: 1.69

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B (.4 m to Tenleytown / Guapos.) Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, warm layers, etc. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.

* We have a bag van for all your shit!*

End Metro: Tenleytown

Last Trains Out:
Glenmont 11:51pm
Shady Grove: 12:19am

On After*: GUAPOSSSSS
Specials: phat margs and phat asses

*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.

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Give Back to the Hash!

BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.

HARES! Ready to help hare or make your own trail? Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.

ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com.


Start Location Details

Start Location TBA

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31 Hashers came

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