Cost: $10
Hare(s):
TBA
Shiggy:
TBA
Did you know that male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, but female reindeer don't? So that ugly sweater you have of humping reindeer is a whole lot kinkier than you thought. And Thursday is your chance to wear it! That's right, for the tenth year in a row, we are giving you the chance to wear your tackiest, ugliest, or most hideous holiday sweater on a winter wonderland romp!
YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD.
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, December 12, 2024. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!
Where: Eastern Market Metro (Blue/Orange/Silver Lines) – follow marks to start!
Nearest Capital Bike Share: Next to the Metro entrance - 8th St. & Pennsylvania Ave, SE
Hares: Head Injury, Sexually Anxious Disease, maybe a mystery hare.
Trail Details:
- Runners: 2.2 mi. first half / 1.8 mi. second half
- Walkers: 1.1 mi first half / 0.9 mi. second half
- Shiggy: 0.69
*Miscellaneous Crap: *Trail is A to A’ (0.3 mi to Potomac Ave. Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.
End Metro: Potomac Avenue Metro
Last Trains Out:
New Carrollton: 12:20 am
Largo: 12:14 am
Vienna: 11:51 pm
Franconia-Springfield: 11:40 pm
Ashburn: 11:47 pm
On After: Trusty’s!
Specials: You are special!
Start Location TBA
including:
Latter Day Skank
(EWH3)
Vagetarian
(EWH3)
George StuffedAnOctopus
(EWH3)
Screaming Pussy
(EWH3)
Roose Rips
(EWH3)
Lawyers Share Dildos
(EWH3)
Just Saxxon
(Everyday Is Wedne...)
Blueberry and the Beast
(EWH3)
GFA
(EWH3)
Immoral Support
(Ewh3 )
Prostate Check Aisle Four
(ExaH3)
Created by Gin | Inspired by many