URANIUM! Or should we say…. CRANIUM!
Perception check! BRING YOUR CRANIUM LAMPS!!

The dwellers of Vault 69 welcum you on our 2nd annual journey across the toxic wasteland. Wanna survive? Then show us what makes you S.P.E.C.I.A.L! Test your Agility by crossing rad infested waters and running through the forest. Is that nuked flora I see? Pop some mentats to increase that Perception as you watch out for glowing fungi that will guide your way…you may even find some perk enhancing Bobbleheads!

If you have any Intelligence, you’d be sure to stock up on chems so your Strength is up to par. Let’s not forget lots of purified water, because this trek will really test your Endurance!

Friend or foe? Who knows! Charisma can go a long way on the surface, but make sure you steer clear of the mug-ghouls. If you’re Lucky, you may stumble upon a (friendly) fellow traveler! Or…

So, strap on the Pip-Boy and get in your power armor. Grab the Rad-X and be careful!

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD.

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, November 14th, 2024. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!
Where: Takoma Park Metro Station
Nearest Capital Bike Share: Takoma Metro

Hares: Pussy has Defects, Just Chris, Vagina is for Lawyers, Naughtya Cum and Eat Me

Trail Details:
- Runners: 3.5ish mi. first half / 3.2ish. second half
- Walkers: 2.81 mi first half / 1.68 mi. second half
- Shiggy: 7.69

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’ (1.25 mi to On-After/ Takoma Metro).
*Bring your own vessel, a CRANIUM LIGHT, DRY SHOES, backup clothes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.

*End Metro: *Takoma Park Metro

Last Trains Out:
Glenmont - 11:30 PM
Shady Grove - 12:06 AM

On After: Takoma Station Tavern
(right next to the metro)
Specials: Are you S.P.E.C.I.A.L?