‘Tis the most wonderful night of the year! What better way to spend All Hallow’s Eve, but with your costumed wanker friends in the spookiest part of the District! Come get scared in the woods, surprised by hooligans with shots (o’ booze), and don’t forget to be costumed so the goblins don’t get you!!

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD.

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, October 31, 2024. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Francis Scott Key Memorial (https://maps.app.goo.gl/WbWMnjarFGgyoip79) The closest metro from the DC side is Foggy Bottom and then it’s a 1 mile walk, or you can take the circulator, or the 33/38B bus! The closest metro from the Virginia side is Rosslyn, and once again take the 38B bus!

Nearest Capital Bike Share: According to Google: Capital Bikeshare: C & O Canal & Wisconsin Ave NW, Washington, DC 20007

Hares: Screaming Damage, Split Her Scared, Rosetta’s Bones, Skull Split the F*ck, and your Shot Goblins: All Spooks No Drive, Infidel-dead-io, You Murdered My Battle-bones, Curse Me Father for I have Stabbed!

Trail Details:
- Runners: 1.8 mi. first half / 1.8 mi. second half
- Walkers: 1 mi first half / 1.2 mi. second half
- Shiggy: 2.69 (runners first half)

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A (see above re the Metros and bus). Bring your own vessel, a CRANIUM LIGHT, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun. Once again, CRANIUM LAMP FOR RUNNERS. It’s dark AF in ye ol’ haunted woods.

End Metro: Blue / Silver / Orange
Last Trains Out: from Foggy Bottom

Silver Line SV Ashburn
12:06 AM
Blue Line BL Downtown Largo
11:55 PM
Silver Line SV Downtown Largo
11:58 PM
Blue Line BL Franconia-Springfield
11:59 PM
Orange Line OR New Carrollton
11:54 PM
Orange Line OR Vienna/Fairfax-GMU
12:10 AM

On After: Clubhouse!

Specials: You’re special. Also, TBD maybe there will be some for Halloween!