After Nearly a decade of dedicated service to the kennel, the time has come for our dearly beloved beer van, Scrotal Recall, to be Scrotally Recalled to a farm (junkyard) upstate (Maryland, probably). Tonight we cum to celebrate the tens of thousands of beverages delivered safely under their dutiful care. 

In order to carry on the beer torch, we have been training our new beer van (Just Van) to take over for Scrotal. Tonight Just Van will receive her official hash name!

P. S. If you or someone you know is interested in buying a 2007 Ford E-150 with 114,000 miles on it that leaks coolant, please contact your GMs!

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD.

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, September 26th, 2024. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!
Where: Eastern Market Metro
Nearest Capital Bike Share: 8th St SE and PA Ave SE (350 ft)
Hares: How Much Wood Could A Woodchuck Fuck?, Tumey McBoatface, Hot Tub Beer Machine

Trail Details:
- Runners: 1.3 mi. first half / 1.4 mi. second half / 1.4 third half
- Walkers: 0.7 mi first half / 0.8 mi. second half / 0.8 third half
- Shiggy: 1.69

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B (0.4 mi to Potomac Ave Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.

End Metro: Potomac Ave
Last Trains Out:
Ashburn - 11:50 PM
Downtown Largo - 12:14 AM
Franconia-Springfield - 11:43 PM
New Carrollton - 12:10 AM
Vienna/Fairfax-GMU - 11:54

On After: Trustys!!
Specials: You’re Special!