YAAAARRRGH! AHOY AND AVAST, YA FILTHY LANDLUBBERS!
For the fifth time, we celebrate Captain Turd Kind’s favorite holiday, International Talk Like a Pirate Day! So brush up on your pirate vocab, swab the poop decks, and raise the black flag, because it’s time for another treasure hunting quest!

Tragedy has, for the 5th time, befallen our beloved Captain Turd Kind—he’s lost his ship, his treasure, his flag, his rum, even his favorite captain’s chair! But fret not me lads, lasses, scalliwags, and se(a)men! With you on the crew, we can, for the fifth time, return to the Golden Age of Piracy! Help Captain Turd Kind in all his pirating needs and you will be rewarded with a spot on his new crew (and with BEER)!

RUM! BEER! QUESTS AND MEAD! THESE ARE THE THINGS THAT A PIRATE NEEDS!

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD.

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, September 19th, 2024. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Anacostia Metro Station

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Anacostia Metro

Hares: Captain Close Encounters of the Turd Kind and his band of merry wenches, Screaming Pussy, Whoriana Trench, Shamrock Your Cock, and Field of Creams!

Trail Details:
- Runners: 2.9 mi. first half / 1.7 mi. second half
- Walkers: 1.7 mi first half / 1.1 mi. second half
- Shiggy: 1.69

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’ (0.65 mi to Navy Yard/Ballpark Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.

End Metro: Navy Yard/Ballpark
Last Trains Out:
Branch Ave: 12:18am
Greenbelt: 11:52pm

On After: The Brig
Specials: YOU’RE special