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EWH3 #1433: The Sixth Anal Pumpkin Spice Latte Trail, September 12, 2024, Foggy Bottom-GWU (Blue/Orange/Silver)

09/12 11:46 PM

A EWH3 Trail

Cost: $10

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

TBA

Since its debut in 2003 the Pumpkin Spice Latte continues to be Starbucks most popular seasonal beverage and is enjoyed by customers around the world. Made with real pumpkin, the handcrafted beverage combines Starbucks Signature Espresso and steamed milk with the celebrated flavor combination of pumpkin, cinnamon, nutmeg and clove. Topped with whipped cream and pumpkin pie spices, the beverage is available hot, iced or blended.   

Since its debut in 2017, the Pumpkin Spice Latte TRAIL continues to be EWH3’s most hated seasonal trail and is enjoyed by absolutely no one except your masochistic hares. Made with fake orange flour coloring, this probably-recycled trail combines Poon-apple’s signature blind turns and backchecks, with loathsome black chalk. Topped with a few shots of debatable quality, the hares are definitely hot, but hopefully not iced (again). 

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD.

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, September 12, 2024. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Foggy Bottom-GWU NOTE: We are NOT meeting at the George Washington Equestrian Statue. Follow marks to start!
Nearest Capital Bike Share: 22nd & I St NW
Hares: Poon-apple Juice, Green Eggs and Nam, George Stuffedanoctopus, No Strings Attached, Vagetarian
Trail Details:
- Runners: 1.65 mi. first half / 1.65 mi. second half- Walkers: 0.8 mi first half / 0.65 mi. second half- Shiggy: 0.69

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B (Bring your own mug, your coziest Uggs, a nice flannel, bug spray, and a Stanley full of water. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.

End Metro: Dupont CircleLast Trains Out:Glenmont 11:58 PMShady Grove 12:10 AM

On After: Sign of the Whale - every basic bitch’s hottest spot for a free happy hour
Specials: $5 Select Beers


Start Location Details

Foggy Bottom (Blue/Orange/Silver)

Start Location TBA

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29 Hashers came

including:

Whoriana Trench

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Special Red

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Green eggs & nam

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GFA

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Lawyers Share Dildos (LSD)

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bearfucker

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Vagetarian

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No Strings Attached (NSA)

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The Cumburglar!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
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Knocked Up

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Trains, Stains, and Automobiles (TSA)

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Poon-apple Juice

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Stain Gretzky

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#GoalieGoals

George StuffedAnOctopus

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BDSM-5

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Ready Player None

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Just Alex

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N/A

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Lickthyologist

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Vagina is for Lawyers

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Dingle All the Way

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Hary Gash

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