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EWH3 1432: Karma is a Guy on the Chiefs Trail, September 5, 2024, King Street (Yellow/Blue Line)

09/05 11:59 PM

A EWH3 Trail

Cost: $10

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

TBA

Are you ready for some football?!?

The new NFL season officially kicks off tonight at 8:20 PM when the Baltimore Ravens take on the Kansas City Chiefs, and you all know what that means — Taylor Swift sightings on national TV!

Whether you’re more a fan of football and CTE or Taytay and the Eras Tour, cum join us for a pavement-pounding tour of Old Town/Huntington.

Wondering what to wear? Well that depends on which side of the Great American Dichotomy you fall on: Wear the jersey of your favorite NFL team or put on your best Eras Outfit. Or somehow wear both?! It’s up to you to decide.

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD.

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, September 5, 2024. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: King Street Gardens Park (King St Metro–yellow/blue lines)

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Capital Bikeshare: King St Metro North / Cameron St

Hares: Ha-Cum-On My Tatas, Pussy Has Defects, Whoriana Trench, and Ruth MBG

Trail Details:
- Runners: 2.8 mi. first / 2.5 mi. second half
- Walkers: 1.6 mi. first half / 1.4 mi. second half
- Shiggy: 1.69

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B (0.6 mi to Huntington Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.

End Metro: Huntington Metro (Yellow Line)
Last Trains Out: Yellow line to Mt Vernon Sq 7th St-Convention Center - 11:25 PM

On After: 2 Jefes (2249 Huntington Ave)
Specials: You’re special.


Start Location Details

King Street Gardens Park

Start Location TBA

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