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EWH3 #1430: *The Thanks for the Mammaries Emo Trail*, August 22, 2024, *NOMA* (*Red Line*)

08/22 11:50 PM

A EWH3 Trail

Cost: $10

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

TBA

Get out your inner angst by dawning your best emo attire! It’s a Simple Plan, indulge our Chemical Romance with beer, Move Along the trail, have the scribe write down our sins, then dance, dance at the on after. So get out your eyeliner, accessorize, and put on something as black as my soul.

But before going all the way with the emo outfit consider what running around in all black clothing may be like in August.

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD.

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, August 22nd, 2024. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: NOMA Metro - N St Entrance

Nearest Capital Bike Share: https://maps.app.goo.gl/oMrNgG9pSPZ5ZYrb6

Hares: Ready Player None, Vagetarian, Sloppenheimer, These are the Tits You’re Looking For, Just Jess

Trail Details:
- Runners: 1.81 mi. first half / 1.84 mi. second half
- Walkers: 0.87 mi first half / 0.89 mi. second half
- Shiggy: 0.69

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B (0.4 mi to Judiciary Square Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.

End Metro: Judiciary Square - Red Line
Last Trains Out:
Shady Grove - 12:01
Takoma - 12:09

On After: Hamilton's Bar & Grill
Specials: You’re Special


Start Location Details

Start Location TBA

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34 Hashers came

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Screaming Pussy

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BDSM-5

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Lawyers Share Dildos

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Seriously 5-10

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Ready Player None

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Sexually Anxious Disease

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Colliteral Damage

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These Are The Tits You’re Looking For

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Dingle All the Way

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The Cumburglar!

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