Another year older, none the wiser. Cum join Schrödinger’s Cock as he attempts, yet again, to thwart the gods of aging by dressing as another hasher’s name. Like Nicholas Cage (or John Travolta? Still not sure..), it’s time for a face… off!

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD.

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, August 8, 2024. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Georgia Ave-Petworth (Eastern exit)

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Literally at start

Hares: Schrödinger’s Cock, Just Whitney, No Strings Attached, and a few mystery hares!

Trail Details:
- Runners: 1.5 mi. first half / 1.1 mi. second half
- Walkers 0.7 mi first half / 0.5 mi. second half
- Shiggy: 0.69

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’ (0.5 mi to Georgia Ave-Petworth Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.

End Metro: Georgia Ave-Petworth
Last Trains Out:
Branch Ave - 11:41 PM
Green Line Greenbelt - 12:27 AM

On After: Lyman’s Tavern
Specials: Your birthday boy alpha hare is pretty fucking special, he drinks for free!