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EWH3 #1427: The 2nd Anal Metalhead Trail, August 1, 2024, Potomac Ave (Blue/Silver)

08/01 11:50 PM

A EWH3 Trail

Cost: $10

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

TBA

It’s time to dust off those old band t-shirts and battle vests for the 2nd Anal Metalhead Trail! Cum drink blood and worship Satan…uhh I mean…have a lovely run through town…with your favorite (teenage) dirtbags!

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD.

When: 6:45 PM Thursday August 1, 2024. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Potomac Ave (Blue/Silver)

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Potomac & Pennsylvania Ave SE

Hares: Screaming Pussy, Sexually Anxious Disease, Sloppenheimer, Immoral Support, Close Encounters of the Turd Kind

Trail Details:
- Runners: 1.3 mi. first half / 1.4 mi. second half
- Walkers: 0.75 mi first half / 0.75 mi. second half
- Shiggy: 0.69

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’ (0.7 mi to Potomac Ave Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.

End Metro: Potomac Ave
Last Trains Out:
Franconia-Springfield (Blue): 11:43 pm
Downtown Largo (Blue): 12:11 am
Downtown Largo (Silver): 12:14 am
Ashburn (Silver): 11:50 pm
Vienna/Fairfax-GMU (Orange): 11:54 pm
New Carrollton (Orange): 12:10 am

On After: Trusty’s - We’ll have tables reserved on the upstairs patio
Specials: This isn’t a ska trail, we’re not listening to The Specials


Start Location Details

Start Location TBA

Public Event

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22 Hashers came

including:

bearfucker

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

No Strings Attached (NSA)

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Got NSA?

Limpy Gonzalez

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Knocked Up (BC)

(White House/Mount...)

Ready Player None

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

These Are The Tits You’re Looking For

(TBH3)

ONCE YOU GO BLACK LIGHT YOU NEVER CUM BACK RIGHT

(MCH3)

Whoriana Trench

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Lawyers Share Dildos

(EWH3)

Ph.D.

(EWH3)

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

Roose Rips

(EWH3)

Bipolar Bear

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Just add vodka

Close Encounters of the Turd Kind

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Sexually Anxious Disease

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Sloppenheimer

(EWH3)

BDSM-5

(EWH3)

Ha-Cum-On My Tatas

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

GFA

(EWH3)

Immoral Support

(EWH3)

Just Marius

(EWH3)

Screaming Pussy

(EWH3)