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EWH3 #1421: The Seventh Anal Itsy-Bitsy Teeny-Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini Trail, June 27, 2024, Navy Yard / Ballpark - US Department of Transportation Exit (Yellow/Green)

06/27 11:50 PM

A EWH3 Trail

Cost: $10

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

TBA

School’s out! It's hot. It's humid. It's summer in DC. Cool off with the biggest pool-free pool party this side of the Anacostia. Whether you prefer to BREASTstroke, Doggy (style) paddle, or just hang by the edge, prepare to get wet and wild.

For the seventh(?!) year in a row, we'll have itsy-bitsy attire and plenty of gummy bears (and also maybe some “teeny weenies” - sorry not sorry). Cum dressed to impress in your bikinis, one piece suits, speedo, tankini, or mankini.

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD.

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, June 27, 2024. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Navy Yard-Ballpark Metro Station - Follow the signs for the Department of Transportation and then follow marks to start at Tingey Plaza

Nearest Capital Bike Share: 3rd & Tingey St SE

Hares: Poon-apple Juice, Dry Rub, Shamrock Your Cock, The Cumburglar, Vagitarian, & Close Encounters of the Turd Kind

Trail Details:
- Runners: 2.5 mi. first half / 1.5 mi. second half
- Walkers: 1.6 mi first half / 0.75 mi. second half
- Shiggy: 1.69 - Expect to get wet!

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’. Bring your own vessel, your favorite bikini, sunblock, and dry shoes/clothes for on-after. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.

End Metro: Navy Yard-Ballpark
Last Trains Out:
Branch Ave 12:18 AM
Greenbelt 11:52 PM

On After: Atlas Navy Yard - Please plan to change into dry clothes or don a cover up for on-after!
Specials: Beer AND Pizza - What more could you ask for?!


Start Location Details

Start Location TBA

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Immoral Support

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Sexually Anxious Disease

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Bitches Give Stitches

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Burlington Ho Factory

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Tuneless

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Around the world in 80 lays

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Whoriana Trench

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Seriously 5-10

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Split Her Bare

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Face down mask up

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Dingle All the Way

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Jeb!utante

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Just Jillian

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Tumey McBoatFace

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Just Jay (EWH3)

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GFA

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Dry Rub

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Screaming Pussy

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The Cumburglar!

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Son What the Fuck?!

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Lickthyologist

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