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EWH3 #1417: Bear or Bare, May 30, 2024, Woodley Park/Adams Morgan (Red Line)

05/30 11:50 PM

A EWH3 Trail

Cost: $10

Hare(s):

Bipolar Bear, SeaBear Slayer, bearfucker, Throbbin Hood

Shiggy:

Do you want to know when the next bear sighting in D.C. will be? Perhaps you want to know why millionscitation need of women would rather take their chances with a wild bear than the average Joe Rogan listener. Maybe you’d just like to know which of your friends you can outrun, since both of you can’t escape a grizzly’s top speed of 35 mph (which is only slightly slower than Bipolar Bear’s top speed when nearing a shot check). Well we have answers to all these questions, and more you didn’t even want!

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, May 30, 2024. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Capital Bikeshare: Woodley Park Metro / Calvert St & Connecticut Ave NW, across from the Chipotle

Hares: Bipolar Bear, Seabear Slayer, Bearfucker, Throbbin Bear

Trail Details:
- Runners: 1.9 mi. first half /2.5 mi. second half
- Walkers: .969 mi first half / 1.5 mi. second half, dog/bear friendly
- Runners Shiggy: 3.69

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A ( mi to .3 miles to Admo Metro). Bring the Bear Necessities - your own vessel, a cranium light, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.

End Metro: Woodley Park/Adams Morgan
Last Trains Out:
Glenmont 11:57 PM
Shady Grove 12:13 AM

On After: Town Tavern
Specials: Give the bear vodka and no one gets hurt


Grin & Bear It

Start Location Details

Start Location TBA

Public Event

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32 Hashers came

including:

Ha-Cum-On My Tatas

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
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Tuneless

Lagos H3
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Face down mask up

(PH4)

Special Head Kid

(EWH3)

Green Eggs & Nam

(EWH3)

Screaming Pussy

(EWH3)

Please ya

(EWH3)

Just Tyler

(WH3)

Roll Over Bitch!

(EWH3)

The Cumburglar!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Anal Fission

(EWH3)

Tumey McBoatFace

(EWH3)

Just Maddy

(Everyday Is Wedne...)

Throbbin Hood

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

No Strings Attached (NSA)

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Got NSA?

Ready Player None

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Just Haley

(Everyday Is Wedne...)

Jeb!utante

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Close Encounters of the Turd Kind

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
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Sexually Anxious Disease

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
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Split Her Bare

DC Road Whores
...

Poon-apple Juice

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

George StuffedAnOctopus

(EWH3)

Bipolar Bear

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Just add vodka

Lickthyologist

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Immoral Support

(EWH3)

Vagina is for Lawyers

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Too Easy

EWH3
...

Reine

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
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