Do you want to know when the next bear sighting in D.C. will be? Perhaps you want to know why millionscitation need of women would rather take their chances with a wild bear than the average Joe Rogan listener. Maybe you’d just like to know which of your friends you can outrun, since both of you can’t escape a grizzly’s top speed of 35 mph (which is only slightly slower than Bipolar Bear’s top speed when nearing a shot check). Well we have answers to all these questions, and more you didn’t even want!

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, May 30, 2024. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Capital Bikeshare: Woodley Park Metro / Calvert St & Connecticut Ave NW, across from the Chipotle

Hares: Bipolar Bear, Seabear Slayer, Bearfucker, Throbbin Bear

Trail Details:
- Runners: 1.9 mi. first half /2.5 mi. second half
- Walkers: .969 mi first half / 1.5 mi. second half, dog/bear friendly
- Runners Shiggy: 3.69

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A ( mi to .3 miles to Admo Metro). Bring the Bear Necessities - your own vessel, a cranium light, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.

End Metro: Woodley Park/Adams Morgan
Last Trains Out:
Glenmont 11:57 PM
Shady Grove 12:13 AM

On After: Town Tavern
Specials: Give the bear vodka and no one gets hurt

Grin & Bear It