URGENT - Hares Needed NEXT WEEK - May 30! Email the Hare Razor to sign up. Need a location? Maps? Theme? We can help with that!

Get ready to travel back to May 23, 1934, for a hash you won't forget! Imagine waking up in the Great Depression, swiping a slick Ford V8, and hitting a bank with your partner-in-crime riding shotgun. But here's the twist: the law had a sneaky plan! They set up a roadblock, ambushed Bonnie and Clyde, and ratatatatatat! The party ended in a flash. But fear not! While Bonnie and Clyde's wild ride definitely hit a roadblock, their legend lives on! So dust off those vintage 30s threads or generic bank robber attire, grab your money bags, and get away like it’s not 1934!

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, May 23, 2024. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Benning Road station, which is just one stop further from Stadium Armory! It isn’t in Maryland! Follow marks to start.
Nearest Capital Bike Share: https://maps.app.goo.gl/JFJshwGAzEYiMR969
Near the metro and Shrimp Boat Plaza

Hares: Special Red, Dingle All the Way, Just Kyle, and Screeching Eargasm

Trail Details:
- Runners: 2.69 mi. first half / 2.2 mi. second half
- Walkers: 1.5 mi first half / 1.3 mi. second half
- Shiggy: runners 1.69 / walkers 0.69

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B (1 mi to Potomac Ave Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.

End Metro: Potomac Ave
Last Trains Out:
Silver, Ashburn: 11:49 PM
Silver, Downtown Largo: 12:14 AM
Blue, Downtown Largo: 12:18 AM
Blue, Franconia-Springfield: 11:42 PM
Orange, New Carrollton: 12:12 AM
Orange, Vienna/Fairfax-GMU: 11:51 PM

On After: Trusty’s
Specials: Special Red is special!