Cost: $10
Hare(s):
TBA
Shiggy:
TBA
Dust off your racket, don your tennis whites (as if any of you deserve to wear white), and get ready to ace this trail! Your hares are serving up a short trail to celebrate the upcumming French open, complete with beer, balls, Battlestar Galactica. Whether you want to spend your beer check grand-slamming beers or making love-love connections, the hares guarantee you’re going to get smashed!*
*Note: EWH3 does not guarantee sexual favors or minimum BAC.
YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD!
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, May 16, 2024. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!
Where: Braddock Road, follow marks to start
Nearest Capital Bike Share: Braddock Road Metro North
Hares: Poon-apple Juice, Whoriana Trench, Jeb!utante, Dry Rub, & a Mystery Hare
Trail Details:
- Runners: 2.0 mi. first half / 2.0 mi. second half
- Walkers: 1.1 mi first half / 1.1 mi. second half
- Shiggy: 1.69 (yes, you’ll have to run on dirt)
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A. Bring your vessel, some balls to fondle, bug spray/sunglasses to keep the gnats out of your face, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Trail is dog friendly, with tennis balls to chase! Be smart, have fun.
End Metro: Braddock Road
Last Trains Out:
Downtown Largo - 11:38 PM
Franconia Springfield - 12:34 AM
Huntington - 12:19 AM
Mt Vernon Sq 7th St-Convention Center - 11:30 PM
On After: T.J. Stones
Specials: Discounted wings and hundreds of beers to choose from!
Start Location TBA
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