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EWH3 #1413: May the Beer Be With You - A Star Wars Story, May 2, 2024, Rosslyn (Orange/Silver/Blue)

05/02 11:50 PM

A EWH3 Trail

Cost: $10

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

TBA

Announcements:
- Hash flash is back (and better than ever!) - Check out the most recent albums here.
- Hares (& Helper Hares needed!) Email the Hare Razor (ewh3harerazor@gmail.com) to sign up and get paired with an alpha hare in need. Ready to alpha your own trail? Reach out to secure a date!

It is a period of civil sobriety in the district. A brave alliance of underground freedom drinkers has challenged the tyranny and oppression of the awesome MUGGLE EMPIRE.

Striking from a bar hidden among the billion shiggy of the galaxy, rebel hashers have won their first victory in a battle with the powerful Imperial Beerfleet. The EMPIRE fears that another defeat could bring a thousand more kennels into the rebellion, and Imperial control over the district would be lost forever.

To crush the rebellion once and for all, the EMPIRE is constructing a sinister new brew station. Powerful enough to destroy an entire liver, its completion spells certain doom for the champions of hashing.

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD.

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, May 2, 2024. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!
Where: Gateway Park,1300 Lee Hwy, Arlington, VA 22209
Nearest Capital Bike Share: 19th St N & Ft Myer Dr
Hares: Jedi Knights Dry Rub & Vegetarian (Consular), Atari 6900 (Nerf Hurder)

Trail Details:
- Runners: 2.45 mi. first half / 2.45 mi. second half
- Walkers: 1.8 mi first half / 1.8 mi. second half
- Shiggy: 4.69

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A (1 block to Rosslyn Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.

End Metro: Rosslyn Metro
Last Trains Out:
Ashburn 12:09 AM
Blue Line to Downtown Largo 11:55 PM
Silver Line to Downtown Largo 11:53 PM
Franconia-Springfield 12:16 AM
New Carrollton 11:51 PM
Vienna/Fairfax-GMU 12:13 AM

On After: Continental Pool Lounge
Specials: These are not the Deals you were looking for…


Start Location Details

Start Location TBA

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33 Hashers came

including:

Bipolar Bear

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Just add vodka

Vagina is for Lawyers

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Poon-apple Juice

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

How Much Wood Could a Woodchuck Fuck

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Just Alex

(EWH3)

Tie Me Up Before You Go-Go

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Too Easy

EWH3
...

Ready Player None

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

No Strings Attached (NSA)

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Got NSA?

Erektor Inspektor

(SSH3)

Tuneless

Lagos H3
...

Tumey McBoatFace

(EWH3)

Pussy Hates Me

cHARLOTtesville H3
...

Face down mask up

(PH4)

Ha-Cum-On My Tatas

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Burlington Ho Factory

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Augustus Lancelittle

White House H3
it itched

Immoral Support

(EWH3)

Whoriana Trench

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

#SquadHoles

DC Red Dress Run
...

Deepthroat Corndog

White House H3
it's not illegal unles...

GFA

(EWH3)

Knocked Up

Hangover Hash House Harriers
2006 Aloha H3 hareball...

Daddy's Dick

White House H3
...

Taste the Rainblow

(WH4)

Limpy G

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Lickthyologist

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Atari 6900

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Finish Her!!!

Split Her Bare

DC Road Whores
...

Special Head Kid

(EWH3)

Special Red

White House H3
...

Vagetarian

(EwH3 )