Did you face this week with dread, seeing the schmaltzy Hallmark holiday as the world laughing at the emptiness of your love life? Were you able to get through it only by telling yourself that reality is a veil, a fiction built on the back of perceptions packaged by our senses, which are themselves infinitely fallible, that nothing therefore is truly knowable and everything is meaningless? Well, February 15 means you don’t have to think about it again for a year. And as a reward, all of the Valentine’s Day candy is now on clearance! Join your hares and drown your weltschmerz with beer!

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD.

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, February 15, 2024. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Cleveland Park Metro (Red Line), follow marks to start!

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Connecticut Ave. NW and Macomb St. NW

Hares: Head Injury, Sexually Anxious Disease, These Are The Tits You're Looking For, & maybe a Mystery Hare

Trail Details:
- Runners: 2.1 mi. first half / 1.7 mi. second half
- Walkers: 0.9 mi first half / 1.1 mi. second half
- Shiggy: 1.69

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’ (0.4 mi to Cleveland Park Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, some conversation hearts to share, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.

End Metro: *Cleveland Park
*Last Trains Out:
Red Line - Shady Grove: 12:15pm
Red Line - Glenmont: 11:55pm

On After: * Nanny O’Brien’s
*Specials: You are special