Happy Blue (Ball) Year!

The end of the year can be a time for deep reflection on what you want to pursue as a New Years’ Resolution. Fortunately, we still have a few days to worry about that, and we can worry about being sober then. With an upcoming election year, come out to celebrate the last few days of peace we’ll have, as we all try to collectively figure out how to turn 2023 into a pair of glasses for the big night! (seriously… where is my left eye supposed to go?)

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, December 28, 2023. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: NoMa-Gallaudet U Metro

Hares: Tumey McBoatFace, Little Piggy, Atari 6900, Bitches Give Stitches

Trail Details:

Runners: 1.4 mi. first half / 1.6 mi. second half

Walkers: 0.9 mi. first half / 1 mi. Second half

Miscellaneous Crap: Red line metro is undergoing major construction between Gallery Place and Farragut North. Trail is A to B. Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.

End Metro: Halfway between Brookland and Rhode Island Ave

Last Trains Out*: (Rhode Island)

Gallery Place: 11:38 PM

Glenmont: 12:32 AM

*There is major construction on the Red Line between Gallery Place and Farragut North. See metroalerts.info for more info and plan accordingly.

On After: Dew Drop Inn

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