Cost: $10
Hare(s):
TBA
Shiggy:
TBA
‘Tis the season to show off your red (and I’m sure a few other things…). In celebration of DC RDR weekend, we encourage you to celebrate your red! Is Taylor Swift’s Red your fave album of all time? Can’t get enough of Red Lobster? Still rocking that Red Sox jersey despite that season they just had? Are you a proud ginger like all of our Ballbuster hares? Can you not get your rocks off to anything but red velvet? We don’t care. Rock your red!
PLEASE NOTE: THERE ARE THREE TRAILS. Ballbuster (longest trail) will have a different start time and location. Regular runners trail and walkers will start at the same location that is different from ballbuster. Got it? If not, text your fun buddy. They might know.
All trails have the same rego page. Please also indicate on your rego which trail you plan on attending so we know how much supplies to bring.
YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD. You may pay by cash at sign-in if you wish ($10).
BALLBUSTER:
When: 5:00 PM Thursday, October 5, 2023. Pack will be away right at 5:30 PM, don’t be late!
Where: Pentagon City Metro Station (blue/yellow metro lines) - follow marks south on S Hayes Street to the Virginia Highlands Park Parking Lot
Nearest Capital Bike Share: Aurora Hills Community Center (735 18th Street Arlington, VA 22202)
Hares: Ginger Snatch, Ginja Ninja, Special Red
Trail Details:
Length: ~11 miles
Shiggy: 1.69
3 Beer Checks!
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to Z. Bring your own vessel, a cranium light and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun. It's a Ballbuster laid by three gingers, so bring footwear with a decent amount of tread. (Otherwise, you'll lose your souls!)
REGULAR RUNNERS/WALKERS:
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, October 5, 2023. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!
Where: Eastern Market Metro Station (blue/orange/silver metro lines), follow marks to start
Nearest Capital Bike Share: Potomac and Pennsylvania Ave SE
Hares: General Tso’s Dicken, Colliteral Damage, Agent Orgy, Honey Bunches of Cunt, Geriatric Mandering
Trail Details:
- Runners: 2.1 mi. first half / 2.5 mi. second half
- Walkers: 1.0 mi first half / 1.3 mi. second half
- Shiggy: 0.69
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B (0.7 mi to Potomac Ave Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.
ALL TRAILS:
End Metro: Potomac Ave Metro (blue/silver/orange)
Last Trains Out:
Ashburn: 11:49pm
Downtown Largo (silver): 12:14am
Downtown Largo (blue): 12:18am
Franconia-Springfield: 11:42pm
New Carrollton: 12:12am
Vienna/FFX: 11:51pm
On After*: Trusty’s (1420 Pennsylvania Ave SE)
Specials: You are all special!
*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.
Start Location TBA
including:
Cockó Bel Grãnde
(BAH3)
Finger Dicken Good
(EWH3)
Honey Bunches of Cunt
(EWH3)
Screeching Eargasm
(WH4)
Just Emily
(EWH3)
GFA
(EWH3)
Bobby Douché
(KissMyH3)
Just Tyler
(EWH3)
Too Easy
(WH4)
Blows a tranny
(WH4)
Ginger Snatch
(WH4)
Seizures Phallus
(EWH3)
This Little Piggy goes to Ballsack
(EWH3)
Chickenshit
(EWH3)
Issues and Tissues
(EWH3)
Just Kevin
(EWH3)
Just Liz
(EWH3)
Tube of meat
(FEH3)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Sloppenheimer
(EWH3)
Just Elizabeth
(EWH3)
Who wears shart sharts
(EWH3)
Naughtya
(DCH4)
Friendly Thighs
(MVH3)
Bipolar Bear
(EWH3)
Screaming Pussy
(EWH3)
Just Wynde
(EWH3)
bearfucker
(NYCH3)
Just MJ
(EWH3)
Just Hannah
(EWH3)
Immoral Support
(EWH3)
Vagetarian
(EWH3)
Weinershitzel
(EWH3)
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