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EWH3 1377: 13th Anal Jorts Association of Arlington Trail, September 28, 2023, Crystal City Metro (Blue/Yellow)

09/28 11:26 PM

A EWH3 Trail

Cost: $10

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

TBA

It’s the 13th Anal Jorts Association of Arlington Hash, which means that this tradition is has been with EWH3 for longer than most hashers. Come on out in your favorite pair of jeans-cut-into-shorts, or jorts (everyone can tell if they're just jean shorts- you're not fooling anyone), and enjoy a Jorts trail through Arlington that ends exactly where you think it does, because there's two parts to this theme trail: jorts and Freddies. In summary: JORTS.

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD.

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, September 28, 2023. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Crystal City, emerge into daylight, look for marks

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Across the street

Hares: Roll Over Bitch!, Just Kevin, SAD, USPS

Trail Details:
- Runners: 2.3 mi. first half / 1.9 mi. second half
- Walkers: 0.9 mi first half / 1.2 mi. second half
- Shiggy: 0.69

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’ (.8 mi to Crystal City Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.

End Metro: Crystal City
Last Trains Out:
Rail Lines
Mon-Thu
Blue Line Downtown Largo
11:46 PM
Blue Line Franconia-Springfield
12:26 AM
Yellow Line Huntington
12:11 AM
Yellow Line Mt Vernon Sq 7th St-Convention Center
11:38 PM

On After*: Freddies
Specials: Karaoke as usual
*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.


Start Location Details

Start Location TBA

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