Cost: $10
Hare(s):
TBA
Shiggy:
TBA
YAAAARRRGH! AHOY AND AVAST, YA FILTHY LANDLUBBERS!
Once again, it’s time to celebrate Captain Turd Kind’s most sacred religious holiday, International Talk Like a Pirate Day! Join him on another nautical quest for treasure, boats, shanties, and rum! Avoid the Royal Navy at all costs or else your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks!
YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, September 21, 2023. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!
Where: Potomac Avenue (Blue/Orange/Silver). Follow marks to start!
Nearest Capital Bike Share: Potomac and Pennsylvania Ave SE
Hares: Captain Turd Kind and his Merry Band of Scurvy Sea Dogs!
Trail Details:
- Runners: 2.0 mi. first half / 2.2 mi. second half
- Walkers: 0.8 mi first half / 0.9 mi. second half
- Shiggy: 1.69
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’ (0.4 mi to Potomac Ave Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.
End Metro: Potomac Ave
Last Trains Out:
Silver (Ashburn): 11:49pm
Silver (Largo): 12:14am
Blue (Largo): 12:18am
Blue (Franconia-Springfield): 11:42pm
Orange (New Carrollton): 12:12am
Orange (Vienna/Fairfax): 11:51pm
On After*: Trusty’s
Specials: YOU’RE special!
*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.
Start Location TBA
including:
Just Hannah
(EWH3)
Screaming Pussy
(EWH3)
roll over bitch
(EWH3)
Face down mask up
(PH4)
Just Emily
(EWH3)
George StuffedAnOctopus
(EWH3)
Just Greg
(EWH3)
Naughtya
(DCH4)
GFA
(EWH3)
Just Kevin
(EWH3)
Special Head Kid
(EWH3)
Created by Gin | Inspired by many