YAAAARRRGH! AHOY AND AVAST, YA FILTHY LANDLUBBERS!
Once again, it’s time to celebrate Captain Turd Kind’s most sacred religious holiday, International Talk Like a Pirate Day! Join him on another nautical quest for treasure, boats, shanties, and rum! Avoid the Royal Navy at all costs or else your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks!

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, September 21, 2023. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Potomac Avenue (Blue/Orange/Silver). Follow marks to start!

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Potomac and Pennsylvania Ave SE

Hares: Captain Turd Kind and his Merry Band of Scurvy Sea Dogs!

Trail Details:
- Runners: 2.0 mi. first half / 2.2 mi. second half
- Walkers: 0.8 mi first half / 0.9 mi. second half
- Shiggy: 1.69

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’ (0.4 mi to Potomac Ave Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.

End Metro: Potomac Ave
Last Trains Out:
Silver (Ashburn): 11:49pm
Silver (Largo): 12:14am
Blue (Largo): 12:18am
Blue (Franconia-Springfield): 11:42pm
Orange (New Carrollton): 12:12am
Orange (Vienna/Fairfax): 11:51pm

On After*: Trusty’s
Specials: YOU’RE special!

*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.