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EWH3 #1375 It is 5 O’Croc Somewhere Trail!, September 14, 2023, Potomac Avenue Metro (Blue/Orange/Silver Lines)

09/14 11:59 PM

A EWH3 Trail

Cost: $10

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

TBA

"If there's heaven for me, I'm sure there will be (beer) attached."
-Jimmy Buffett (or something like that)

Come one, come all! Whether you’re a first time hasher or the Oldest Surfer On The Beach. Show up wearing your best Margaritaville-themed attire and with your Crocs On (clap clap) as we celebrate Coco’s 1 year hash-iversary while we honor Jimmy Buffet and his justifications for why we can drink anytime, anywhere. We’ll be Changing Latitudes and Attitudes, but it won’t be any Trip Around The Sun, because after all, Life is Just a Tire Swing. Let’s Grow Older, Not Up, because Come Monday, we all have to turn back into The People Our Parents Warned Us About.

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD!

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, September 14, 2023. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Potomac Avenue Metro (Blue/Orange/Silver Lines)! Follow marks to start!

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Potomac Ave. SE and Pennsylvania Ave. SE

Hares: Crocs On Crocs Off, Tumey McBoatface, Just Aidan, Devil Went Down On Georgia, Lil P

Trail Details:
- Runners: 1.8 mi. first half / 2.4 mi. second half
- Walkers: 1.1 mi first half / 1.3 mi second half
- Shiggy: 0.69

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’ (0.5 mi to Potomac Ave. Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.

End Metro: Eastern Market
Last Trains Out:
New Carrollton (Orange): 12:18 AM
Vienna/Fairfax-GMU (Orange): 11:39 PM
Ashburn (Silver): 11:52 PM
Downtown Largo (Silver): 11:55 PM
Downtown Largo (Blue): 11:59 PM
Franconia-Springfield (Blue): 11:52 PM

On After*: The Brig
1001 8th St. SE

Specials: You are special.

*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.


Start Location Details

Start Location TBA

Public Event

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23 Hashers came

including:

The Cumburglar

(EWH3)

Papal smear

(EWH3)

Screeching Eargasm

White House H3
...

Just Emily

(EWH3)

roll over bitch

(EWH3)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Whoriana Trench

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Special Red

White House H3
...

GFA

(EWH3)

Tuneless

(LHHH)

No Strings Attached (NSA)

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Got NSA?

Screaming Pussy

(EWH3)

Just Aidan

(EWH3)

This Little Piggy Goes To Ballsack

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Bipolar Bear

(WH4)

Immoral Support

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Ready Player None

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Sloppenheimer

(EWH3)

Burlington Ho Factory

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Devil went down on Georgia

(EWH3)

Naughtya

(DCH4)

Vagina is for Lawyers

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...