Welcum to the peak weeks of hurricane season! Did you know - most tropical cyclone activity occurs between mid-August and mid-October? And thus, statistically, it is when the most hurricane parties occur…

Having dabbled in hurricane-related activities for a while (drinking them and otherwise...), your weary hare razor hopes that hurricane season remains short and dry (like trail this week). However, our hares will pull an El Niño and make you wet in other ways…

Also, don't mind GTD screaming into the void; completely normal this time of year...

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD.

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, August 17, 2023. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: NoMa/Gallaudet Metro (red line): Florida Ave exit - follow marks

Nearest Capital Bike Share: NoMa/Gallaudet Metro (M Street NE side)

Hares: General Tso’s Dicken; Ready Player None; Tumey McBoatface; Colliteral Damage

Trail Details:
- Runners: 2.0 mi. first half / 1.6 mi. second half
- Walkers: 1.0 mi first half / 0.8 mi. second half
- Shiggy: 0.69

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A (.2 mi to NoMa Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.

End Metro: NoMa/Gallaudet
Last Trains Out:
Glenmont: 12:14am
Shady Grove: 11:56pm

On After*: Red Bear (209 M Street NE)
Specials: You are!
*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.