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EWH3 1371: Rock Me Like A Hurricane, August 17, 2023, NoMa/Gallaudet Metro (Red Line)

08/17 11:06 PM

A EWH3 Trail

Cost: $10

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

TBA

Welcum to the peak weeks of hurricane season! Did you know - most tropical cyclone activity occurs between mid-August and mid-October? And thus, statistically, it is when the most hurricane parties occur…

Having dabbled in hurricane-related activities for a while (drinking them and otherwise...), your weary hare razor hopes that hurricane season remains short and dry (like trail this week). However, our hares will pull an El Niño and make you wet in other ways…

Also, don't mind GTD screaming into the void; completely normal this time of year...

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD.

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, August 17, 2023. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: NoMa/Gallaudet Metro (red line): Florida Ave exit - follow marks

Nearest Capital Bike Share: NoMa/Gallaudet Metro (M Street NE side)

Hares: General Tso’s Dicken; Ready Player None; Tumey McBoatface; Colliteral Damage

Trail Details:
- Runners: 2.0 mi. first half / 1.6 mi. second half
- Walkers: 1.0 mi first half / 0.8 mi. second half
- Shiggy: 0.69

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A (.2 mi to NoMa Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.

End Metro: NoMa/Gallaudet
Last Trains Out:
Glenmont: 12:14am
Shady Grove: 11:56pm

On After*: Red Bear (209 M Street NE)
Specials: You are!
*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.


Start Location Details

NoMa/Gallaudet Metro

Start Location TBA

Public Event

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25 Hashers came

including:

General Tso’s Dicken

(EWH3)

Split Her Bare

DC Road Whores
...

Ready Player None

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

George StuffedAnOctopus

(EWH3)

Immoral Support

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Colliteral Damage

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

The Cumburglar

(EWH3)

dwarfus interruptus

White House H3
I Moo At Cows

Turkey Twat

(WH4)

Whoriana Trench

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Screaming Pussy

(EWH3)

Burlington Ho Factory

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

GeriatricMandering

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
EWH3 Prom Queen

Agent Orgy

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Save beer shower toget...

Poon-apple Juice

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Prostate Rights

Scotch H3
...

GFA

(EWH3)

Tryptoclam

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Just Emily

(EWH3)

Sexually Anxious Disease

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Close Encounters of the Turd Kind

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

2 Fingers

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Bipolar Bear

(WH4)