Cost: $10
Hare(s):
TBA
Shiggy:
TBA
Note: Trail will be one leg with no beer check. Bag drop and opening circle at WONDERLAND BALLROOM. End circle at WONDERLAND BALLROOM with beer provided until the hash cash runs out. Bring your ID.
So, here's a story from A to Z... 27 years ago this week, the Spice Girls burst onto the scene with their iconic debut single, "Wannabe," a song that embodies female empowerment and values friendship over fuckboys (#hoesbeforebros). Topping the charts in 37 countries and becoming the best-selling single in the world by a girl group, what us hares really, really want is for all hashers to embrace their inner spice girl and cum celebrate Girl Power. So, don't go wasting our precious time, get your act together and rego in time!
YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD.
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, July 13, 2023. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!
Where: Wonderland Ballroom - 1101 Kenyon St NW
Nearest Capital Bike Share: 11th & Kenyon NW
Hares: Burlington Ho Factory, Cheech and Dong, Colliteral Damage, Geriatric Mandering, and The Cumburglar!
Trail Details:
- Runners: 1.85 mi. first half / 1.86 mi. second half
- Walkers: 0.80 mi first half / 0.96 mi. second half
- Shiggy: 0.69
There will be no real beer check for this trail! Halves are separated by a shot check, however walkers will wait for runners who wish to switch to walkers’ trail.
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A (bar to bar). Bring your ID, a cranium light, and a sense of humor. Be smart, have fun.
End Metro: Georgia Ave/Petworth
Last Trains Out:
Green Line to Branch Ave: 11:41pm
Green Line to Greenbelt: 12:27am
On After*: Wonderland Ballroom
Specials: It’s also end circle… and start
Georgia Ave/Petworth
Start Location TBA
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