School’s out! It's hot. It's humid. It's summer in DC. Cool off with the biggest pool-free pool party this side of the Anacostia. Whether you prefer to BREASTstroke, Doggy (style) paddle, or just hang by the edge, prepare to get wet and wild. For the sixth(?!) year in a row, we'll have itsy-bitsy attire and plenty of gummy bears (and also maybe some “teeny weenies” - sorry not sorry). Cum dressed to impress in your bikinis, one piece suits, speedo, tankini, or mankini. 

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, May 25, 2023. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!
Where: Waterfront Metro - Follow marks to start
Nearest Capital Bike Share: 4th & M St SW
Hares: Poon-apple Juice, General Tso’s Dicken, Dry Rub, Schrodinger’s Cock, & maybe a mystery hare
Trail Details:
- Runners: 2.1 mi. first half / 2.6 mi. second half- Walkers: 1.2  mi first half / 1.2 mi. second half- Shiggy: 1.69 - This trail has the potential to get you wet!

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B. Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes/clothes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.

End Metro: Navy Yard-BallparkLast Trains Out:Branch Ave   12:18 AMGreenbelt      11:52 PM

On After: Atlas Half Street Tap RoomSpecials: Sources say we will not be the only r*nning group there. Be prepared for a West Side Story-style dance battle. *On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.

Upcoming Events & Announcements!
Save the Date for EWH3's Anal Pub Crawl - July 15, 2023. Details to cum!Give Back to the Hash!  

BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
HARES! Ready to help hare or make your own trail? Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com. 

A vessel, a cranium lamp, dry shoes/clothes, bug spray