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EWH3 #1356: The HASHAMANIA Trail, April 16, 2026, Eisenhower Ave (Yellow/Blue Line)

04/16 11:45 PM

A EWH3 Trail

Cost: $10

Hare(s):

Brass to Mouth, Deepthroat Corndog, Sir Lancelittle

Shiggy:

Prelube: Atlas Beer Works, 2429 Mandeville Ln, Alexandria, VA 22332

IT’S (everyday is) WEDNESDAY! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS! Someone made the mistake of letting Brass to Mouth hare right before this year’s Wrestlemania, and he’s going to make it everyone else’s problem! So bring your pretty faces and prepare to turn your heels on a trail full of Ruthless Inebriation.

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, April 16, 2026. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Eisenhower Av parking lot

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Google It

Hares: Brass to Mouth, Deepthroat Corndog, Lancelittle

Trail Details:
- Runners: 2.6 mi. first half / 1.? mi. second half
- Walkers: 1.5 mi first half / 1.2 mi. second half
- Shiggy: 0.69

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A (0.3 mi to Eisenhower Ave Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.

We also have a bag van for your personal items!

End Metro: Eisenhower Av
Last Trains Out:
Yellow - Huntington 12:37 am
Yellow - Greenbelt 11:37 pm
Yellow - Mt Vernon S1 11:08 pm

On After: Wegman's Beer & Wine Bar
Specials: YOU’RE special
On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.

Give Back to the Hash!

BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.

HARES! Ready to help hare or make your own trail? Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.

ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com.

Did you really cum all the way here for this? Sign up to receive trail announcements directly to your inbox by emailing ewh3harerazor@gmail.com!


HASHAMANIA

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Start Location Details

Eisenhower Avenue Metro

2410 Eisenhower Ave, Alexandria VA

Public Event

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26 Hashers came

including:

Immoral Support

(Ewh3 )

Chippen Failz

Friendly Toast H3
...

Split Her Bare

DC Road Whores
...

Deepthroat Corndog

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
it's not illegal unles...

These are The Tits You're Looking For

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Brass to Mouth

White House H3
...

Unobtainium

(EWH3)

George W Jugs

(EWH3)

Cuntry Fried Seaman

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Seedless

(MVH3)

Suck squeeze bang blow

(EWH3)

Just Jonathan

(EWH3)

Bitches Give Stitches

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Ready Player None

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Knocked Up

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
2006 Aloha H3 hareball...

Augustus Lancelittle

White House H3
it itched

Lickthyologist

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Vagina is for Lawyers

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Seizures Phallus

(EWH3)

Ha-Cum-On My Tatas

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

dwarfus interruptus

White House H3
I Moo At Cows

Whoriana Trench

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Mongo

Agana H3
...

Cuntcerto in D Major

(EWH3)