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EWH3 1356: China Invasion Hash, June 1, 2023, McPherson Square (Silver/Blue/Orange)

06/01 11:12 PM

A EWH3 Trail

Cost: $10

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

TBA

Throughout the past few years, as EWH3 hashers have gone about their days completely oblivious to what’s under their noses, operatives from abroad have infiltrated your group. Watching, from a fleet of balloons with an unblinking eye, we have learned your half-mind ways, your illegible marks, your embarrassing tendencies, and your off-key songs. You see us as your friends, your drinking buddies, your lovers – just as we had planned. Because of your misplaced trust, we now know how you think and what you like to drink. Have no doubt that we WILL use it against you. And now it’s time for us to invade.
So…
Warm up your peeking ducks and fill your hot pots, beause you’re in for a mindblowing BJ experience. It’s time for us to mount your Great Wall and explore your Forbidden City. We’ll bring you from Hou Hai to “oh my”. From Birds Nest to “oh yes”. From Water Cube to “more lube”. From Sanlitun to “get me done”. From CBD to “oui oui oui”. From Fengtai to “fun time”.

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD.

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, June 1, 2023. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: McPherson Square metro - Follow marks to Franklin Park

Nearest Capital Bike Share: 14th St & New York Ave

Hares: Agent Orgy, Quid Pro Blow, MoreMen, Moose Knuckles, Chokes One Out, Cums on Vacation, Sink & Destroy, Molotov Cock

Trail Details:
- Runners: 2.3 mi. first half / 2.4 mi. second half
- Walkers: 1.2 mi first half / 1.3 mi. second half
- Shiggy: 0.69

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’ (0.3 mi to McPherson Square Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.

End Metro: McPherson Square
Last Trains Out:
Ashburn (SV): 11:58pm
Downtown Largo (SV): 12:00am
Downtown Largo (BL): 12:04am
Franconia-Springfield (BL): 12:00am
New Carrollton (OR): 11:50pm
Vienna/Fairfax-GMU (OR): 12:06am

On After*: Recessions
Specials: you’re special!
*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.


Start Location Details

McPherson Square

Start Location TBA

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