Prelube: Duke’s Counter

Cum out and prance with pride for National Unicorn day, Captain Jack, CFS, and PCS are running a shit show for you to tell your friends about on Friday. Dress in your favorite Unicorn gear, (Onesies are fine, there is almost no shiggy) There will be a shot in addition to a beer check, and then party with Captain Jack afterwards as we celebrate the 19th anniversary of his 30th birthday.
YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, April 9th, 2026. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Woodley Park- Zoo/Adams Morgan Metro - Red Line - Follow chalk marks to start

Nearest Capital Bike Share: https://maps.app.goo.gl/iuXRJCxWexHd7oBd6

Hares: Captain Jack Swallows,Cuntry Fried Semen, Parental Cum Scent

Trail Details:
- Runners: 1.5ish mi. first half / 1.9ish mi. second half
- Walkers: 0.8 mi first half / 1.2 mi. second half
- Shiggy: 1.69

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B (0.2 mi to Dupont Circle Metro, 0.9 mi to Woodley Park-Zoo/ Adams Morgan Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.

We also have a bag van for your personal items!

End Metro: Dupont Circle - Red Line
Last Trains Out:
12:00 AM for Glenmont, 12:10 AM for Shady Grove

On After: Shenanigan’s Irish Pub
Specials: 7pm - Close- $5 White Claws, $1 off Drafts, $2 off Irish Whiskey, $5 tots, fries and hush puppies, $6 Car Bombs
On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.

Give Back to the Hash!

BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.

HARES! Ready to help hare or make your own trail? Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.

ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com.

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