Prelube: Dos Amigos

In honor of Mother Earth’s special day, it’s time we finally start treating her like the MILF she is.

This week’s trail is "all-natural," and since global warming has officially spiked the local temperature by 6.9 degrees, we’ll be down-downing as much golden nectar as possible just to survive the heat. Be prepared to get a little wet - between the rising sea levels and Alexandria flooding, the Earth isn't the only thing getting moist this week [Hare Razor note: no water crossings]. If you get lost on trail, consider it "carbon sequestration.” Your carbon footprint might be small, but your hares guarantee that the "footprints" on your liver won’t be.

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, April 23, 2026. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Braddock Rd Metro (Yellow & Blue), follow chalk to Metro Linear Park

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Braddock Rd Metro South

Hares: Whoriana Trench, Just Jonathan, Naughtya Cumandeatme, Immoral Support

Trail Details:
- Runners: 2.0 mi. first half / 2.0 mi. second half
- Walkers: 1.0 mi first half / 1.0 mi. second half
- Shiggy: 0.69

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A (0.3 mi to Braddock Rd. Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.

We also have a bag van for your personal items!

End Metro: Braddock Rd. Metro
Last Trains Out:
Blue Line
Downtown Largo 11:39 PM
Franconia-Springfield 12:31 AM
Yellow Line
Greenbelt 11:41 PM
Huntington 12:16 AM
Mt Vernon Sq 11:12 PM

On After: Mason Social
Specials: The Earth is special.
On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.

Give Back to the Hash!

BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.

HARES! Ready to help hare or make your own trail? Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.

ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com.

Did you really cum all the way here for this? Sign up to receive trail announcements directly to your inbox by emailing ewh3harerazor@gmail.com!

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