Tired of boring pavement pounders through downtown?
Want to feel like you’re trailblazing through the Shenandoah without leaving the comfort of your own city?
Well you’re in luck because this week Schrödinger’s Cock is going to take you through some of the best shiggy Cleveland Parkhave to offer! Strap on those new (snicker) trail running shoes and rego today!
YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD!
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, May 18, 2023. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!
Where: Cleveland Park
Nearest Capital Bike Share: Connecticut Ave & Macomb St NW / Cleveland Park
Hares: Schrödinger’s Cock; Crocs On, Crocs Off; Prostate Rights; Unobtanium; and a mystery shiggy hare!
- Runners: 2.2 mi. first half / 1.9 mi. second half
- Walkers: 1.2mi first half / 1 mi. second half
- Shiggy: 4.69 (runner’s will get wet first half)
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to Z (1 mi to Columbia Heights Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.
End Metro: Columbia Heights
Last Trains Out:
Branch Ave - 11:45 PM
Greenbelt - 12:23 AM
On After*: Lyman’s
Specials: Getting wet at an edub trail is special
*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.
Start Location TBA