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EWH3 1349: It’s Gonna Be May, April 27, 2023, Columbia Heights Metro (Green/Yellow)

04/27 11:08 PM

A EWH3 Trail

Cost: $10

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

TBA

Beer is amber, April is grey, next time you go hashing…

imagine Justin Timberlake's "it's gonna be may" graphic here

This trail is an ode to boy bands (and obviously beer). Break out that NSync shirt you got at that concert in 2000 (oops, just me?), that Hanson sweatshirt you swear you don’t still have, or just a Nick Carter mask (because I’m sure Turd has one somewhere) - then join us in Mount Pleasant for a rockin’ (ingly shitty) trail.

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD.

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, April 27, 2023. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Columbia Heights Metro - meet at Raubaut Park on the Mount Pleasant side (Mount Pleasant Street NW and Columbia Road NW)

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Start: 16th and Harvard NW; End: Lamont and Mt. Pleasant NW

Hares: General Tso’s Dicken, Head injury, This Little Piggy, the Artist formerly known as Just May (obviously)

Trail Details:
- Runners: 1.5 mi. first half / 2.4 mi. second half
- Walkers: 0.7 first half /1.4 mi. second half
- Shiggy: .69

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’ (0.5 miles to start; 0.7 miles to metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.

End Metro: Columbia Heights
Last Trains Out:
Green Line
-Greenbelt (12:23am)
-Branch Ave (11:45pm)
-L’Enfant (to get to blue line in time - 11:31pm)

On After*: Don Juan (1660 Lamont St NW, Washington, DC 20010)
Specials: Support hash-family bars!
*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.


Start Location Details

Raubaut Park, Mount Pleasant

Start Location TBA

Public Event

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44 Hashers came

including:

Burlington Ho Factory

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Red Roper

White House H3
...

Special Red

White House H3
...

Chickenshit

(EWH3)

Agent Orgy

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Save beer shower toget...

Just Zach

(EWH3)

#2

(WH4)

Menstruating Minstrel

(Agana H3)

Just Andy

(EWH3)

Tryptoclam

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Tie Me Up Before You Go-Go

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Screaming Pussy

(EWH3)

Fort HumbleRagg

White House H3
...

Vagina is for Lawyers

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Just Grace

(Everyday Is Wedne...)

Just Sarah

(EWH3)

The Cumburglar!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

General Tso's Dicken

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
EWH3 Harerazor

Just Mark

(None)

Basement Boy Toy

(EWH3)

Welcome Homo

(CTrH3)

Poon-apple Juice

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Sexually Anxious Disease

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Ready Player None

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

roll over bitch

(EWH3)

Bipolar Bear

(EWH3)

George StuffedAnOctopus

(EWH3)

Bitches Give Stitches

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Immoral Support

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Just Alex

(EWH3)

Just Jason

(EWH3)

You Sucked My Battledick

(EWH3)

Step daddy

(EWH3)

Just Kevin

(EWH3)

My fast little poony

(Ewh3 )

#MC

(SMUSHHH)

harem scarem

(WH3)

This Little Piggy goes to Ballsack

(EWH3)

Just Phil

(ExaH3)

Just Sergei (EWH3)

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Rail Mary

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Roose Rips

EWH3
Sink ships

Just Rohmteen

(EWH3)