Have you long since blown your tax refund on drinks to drown your weltschmerz and ennui? Or have you been unable to even begin them, consumed by the thought that reality is a veil, a fiction built on the back of perceptions packaged by our senses, which are themselves infinitely fallible, that nothing therefore is truly knowable and everything is meaningless?

Then your hares invite you to drown that existential angst in booze and exercise endorphins, for nothing is certain but death and taxes...and beer!

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD.

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, April 13, 2023. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Cleveland Park Metro (Red Line). Follow marks to start!

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Connecticut Ave. NW and Macomb St. NW

Hares: Head Injury; Crocs On, Crocs Off; Immoral Support; maybe a mystery hare

Trail Details:
- Runners: 1.8 mi. first half / 1.9 mi. second half
- Walkers: 0.9 first half /1.2 mi. second half
- Shiggy: 0.69

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’ (0.4 miles to metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.

End Metro: Cleveland Park (Red Line)
Last Trains Out:
Shady Grove: 12:12am
Glenmont: 11:52pm

On After*: Nanny O’Brien’s
3319 Connecticut Ave. NW
Specials: You are special.
*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.