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EWH3 1342: The Pre-WIE Spy Recruitment Trail! March 30th, 2023, Eastern Market (Orange, Silver, Blue)

03/30 11:11 PM

A EWH3 Trail

Cost: $10

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

TBA

Before being assigned to the Spy filled adventures this weekend, you first need to get through your training. The hares will be testing your endurance, problem solving skills, and a spy's most important asset, the ability to drink your mark under the table. This trial is where you prove that you have what it takes to handle your true mission, codename WIE.

Signup on HashRego is required if paying by card.

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, March 30, 2023. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Eastern Market Metro

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Eastern Market Metro (start)/Potomac & Penn Ave SE (end)

Hares: Ready Player None, Trains, Stains, and Automobiles, Close Encounters of the Turd Kind, Poon-apple Juice, and possibly a mystery hare.

Trail Details:
- Runners: 2.1 mi. first half / 2.5 mi. second half
- Walkers: 1.0 mi. first half / 1.3 mi. second half
- Shiggy: 0.69

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B (0.3 miles to metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.

End Metro: Potomac Ave Metro
Last Trains Out:
-Reagan National Airport: 11:46pm
-Vienna/FFX: 11:52pm
-Wiehle-Reston East: 11:44pm
-Largo: 12:18am
-New Carrollton: 12:20am
-Largo: 11:58pm

On After*: Trusty’s (1420 Pennsylvania Ave SE).
Specials: Classified (for now)
*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.


Start Location Details

Start Location TBA

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24 Hashers came

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