General Tso's Dicken
Nine years ago, on a cold and blustery night, a bitch went into labor. The very next morning, a legend was born. Jailbait (aka Mongo) was brought into this world naked, blind, deaf, and screaming, just like a hasher after too much Twinkle Juice. He was truly destined to be One Of Us. On this trail we will celebrate not only him, but ALL of our hashpuppies.
This is an INCREDIBLY dog friendly trail. Beer check is at a dog park, so we can let them run free while we enjoy our libations. Bring your dog. Come dressed as your dog. Bring us all hotdogs as we celebrate all that it means to be a K69, and let’s get doggy style. Just don’t pee on the fire hydrants (at least not while muggles are looking).
SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO if paying by card.
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, March 9, 2023. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!
Where: Rhode Island Ave-Brentwood Metro
Nearest Capital Bike Share: Rhode Island Ave-Brentwood Metro
Hares: Red Roper, Dingle All the Way, Tie Me Up Before You Go Go
- Runners: 2 mi. first half / 2 mi. second half
- Walkers: 1 mi.first half /1 mi. second half
- Shiggy: Dog poop
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A (.25 miles to metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.
End Metro: Rhode Island Ave- Brentwood
Last Trains Out:
Red Line Glenmont
Red Line Shady Grove
On After*: Dew Drop Inn, which is dog friendly.
Specials: Your puppy is special. You? Not so much.
*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.
Start Location TBA
Split Her Bare
Roll Over Bitch!
Ready Player None
United States Possum Service
Tie Me Up Before You Go-Go
Unleash The Furrry
6 From Behind