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EHW3 # 1335: The Rick Roll Trail – Thursday, February 9, 2023 - Hamilton’s Bar & Grill (Closest Metro – Union Station)
We’re no strangers to hash.
You break the rules, and so do I.
Following trail’s what you’re thinking of.
But all the other hares left you high and dry.
I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling
Gotta make you understand.
Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down.
Never gonna let my sweeper desert you.
Yea the trail might make you cry.
Make us wanna say goodbye.
Make us wanna find a keg and invert you.
Join Poon-apple Juice as she brings the bare minimum effort to this bar-centric hash. Trail will be one leg with no beer check. Bag drop and opening circle at Hamilton’s Bar & Grill. End circle on the patio with beer provided until the hash cash runs out. Bring your ID.
When: Thursday, February 9, 2023 – Pack away at 7:15 PM!
Where: Hamilton’s Bar and Grill
Hares: Poon-apple Juice and a merry band of mystery hares
Runners: 1.75 miles
Walkers: 0.9 miles
Miscellaneous Details: Trail is A to A. Bring your ID and a cranium lamp. Don’t expect a long trail or a beer check.
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Glenmont – 12:12 AM
Shady Grove – 11:58 PM
Start Location TBA
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