Welcum one and all to the latest and greatest 2023 Everyday is Wednesday Mismanagement? We’re here to show you wankers how it’s done and kick off this year right with a trail hared by the shining new faces of this year’s misman. We have a van full of beer, songs in our hearts, and nothing to lose so cum out to trail and see the spectacle yourselves!

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO. We will begin allowing cash collection as of next week. Thank you for your patience as we (new MM) get settled.

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, January 19th, 2023. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Shaw/Howard Metro - 7th Street Entrance

Nearest Capital Bike Share: 7th & S St NW

Hares: Burlington Ho Factory, This Little Piggy Goes to Ballsack, Tie Me Up Before You Go-Go, and Head Injury

Trail Details:
- Runners: 2.12 mi. first half / 2.02 mi. second half
- Walkers: 1.10 mi. first half / 1.04 mi. second half
- Shiggy: 0.69

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B (0.4 miles to metro)]. Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be smart, have fun.

End Metro: Georgia Ave-Petworth
Last Trains Out:
- Branch Ave (Green): 11:43 PM
- Greenbelt (Green): 12:26 AM

On After*: The Midlands Beer Garden
Specials: You’re Special
*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.

Upcoming Events & Announcements!
Save the date for WIE! Weekend of March 31, 2023.

Give Back to the Hash!

BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.

HARES! Ready to help hare or make your own trail? Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.

ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com.

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