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EWH3 #1329: The Return of the Snuggie Trail Trail! - 6:45 PM Thursday, January 5, 2023- Union Station (Red Line)

01/05 11:36 PM

A EWH3 Trail

Cost: $7

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

TBA


The holidays are over and you’re still full from eating nothing but cheese for a week, but your hares are here to ease you into 2023 whether with a short run or bundle down in blankets. Make sure to bring your onesies, snuggies, and blankets.

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, January 5, 2023. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Union Station - Meet in front by the bell

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Columbus Circle across from the Thurgood Marshall Building

Hares: GeriatricMandering, Colliteral Damage, Bless Me Father for I Have Rimmed, & Split Her Bare

Trail Details:
- Runners: 1.5 mi. first half / 2 mi. second half
- Walkers: .7 first half / .9 mi. second half
- Shiggy: 0.69

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A (1 block to metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, and a full water bottle. Be smart, have fun.

End Metro: Union Station
Last Trains Out:
- Glenmont (Red): 12:12 am
- Shady Grove (Red): 11:58 pm

On After*: Union Pub. If you plan to come to the On After, note that indoor venues may choose to keep vaccine and mask requirements in place. There are indoor and outdoor options.
Specials: Pitcher specials
*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.

Upcoming Events & Announcements!
EWH3 2023 AGM is January 14, 2023 - rego here!
Save the date for WIE! Weekend of March 31, 2023.

Give Back to the Hash!

BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.

HARES! Ready to help hare or make your own trail? Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.

ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com.

STAY SAFE! Review Everyday is Wednesday’s updated COVID-19 guide here before joining us on trail.


Start Location Details

Union Station

Union Station

Public Event

See the full list!

40 Hashers came

including:

Cum Dumpling

(EWH3)

General Tso’s Dicken

(EWH3)

Please Step Away from the Whores

(WH4-DCRW)

Octopussy

White House H3
...

Facial Profiling

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Immoral Support

(EWH3)

Deaf Lesbian

(DCH3)

Bless Me Father for I Have Rimmed

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Dont have one

(Don't have one)

Lickthyologist

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Pinocchi-Ho

(EWH3)

Infidellatio

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Hello hashing day! :)

United States Possum Service

(WH4)

Seizures Phallus

(EWH3)

GeriatricMandering

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
EWH3 Prom Queen

6 From Behind

(EWH3)

Tie Me Up Before You Go-Go

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

The Cock Whisperer

Accokeek Auxiliary Asylum Hash House Harriers (AAAHHH!!!)
Keep Hashing Potential...

Just Colby

(EWH3)

Just Rose

(EWH3)

Split Her Bare

DC Road Whores
...

Just Fakin It

(SMUTTyCrab)

Ready Player None

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Deep Anal Horizon

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Knocked Up

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
2006 Aloha H3 hareball...

Close Encounters of the Turd Kind

(EWH3)

GFA

(EWH3)

Wookin Pa Nub

DC Red Dress Run
...

Colliteral Damage

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Roll Over Bitch!

(EWH3)

Whoriana Trench

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Amber Alert

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

DIAL F

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

No Strings Attached (NSA)

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Got NSA?

Special Red

White House H3
...

Head Injury

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Pita

(DCH4)

Honey Bunches of Cunt

(EWH3)

Daddy's Dick

White House H3
...

Son What the Fuck?!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...