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EWH3 #1325: The 8th Anal Ugly Sweater Trail! - 6:45 PM Thursday, December 8, 2022 - Eastern Market (Blue/Orange/Silver Line)

12/08 11:29 PM

A EWH3 Trail

Cost: $7

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

TBA


Did you know that male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, but female reindeer don't? So that ugly sweater you have of humping reindeer is a whole lot kinkier than you thought. And Thursday is your chance to wear it! That's right, for the eighth year in a row, we are giving you the chance to wear your tackiest, ugliest, or most hideous holiday sweater on a winter wonderland romp!

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, December 8th, 2022. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Eastern Market Metro (Blue/Orange/Silver Line).

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Pennsylvania Ave SE & 8th St SE.

Hares: Head Injury, Just Kayla, & Mystery Hares

Trail Details:
- Runners: 2.1 mi. first half / 2.1mi. second half
- Walkers: 1.1 mi first half / 1.1 mi. second half
- Shiggy: 0.69. Everyone loves alleys!!

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’. Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, and a full water bottle. Be smart, have fun!

End Metro: Capitol South (Blue/Orange/Silver Line)
Last Trains Out:

Blue Line to New Carrollton: 12:05am
Blue Line to Largo Town Center: 12:14am
Blue Line to Huntington: 11:51pm
Silver Line to Ashburn: 11:45pm
Silver Line to Largo Town Center: 11:51pm
Orange Line to New Carrollton: 11:56pm
Orange Line to Vienna: 11:53pm

On After*: Walter’s Sports Bar
10 N St SE
Washington, DC 20003

If you plan to come to the On After, note that indoor venues may choose to keep vaccine and mask requirements in place.

Specials: You are special.

*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.

Upcoming Events & Announcements!
EWH3 2023 AGM is January 14, 2023 - rego coming soon!
Save the date for WIE! Weekend of March 31, 2023.

Give Back to the Hash!

BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.

HARES! Ready to help hare or make your own trail? Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.

ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com.

STAY SAFE! Review Everyday is Wednesday’s updated COVID-19 guide here before joining us on trail.


Start Location Details

Eastern Market Metro

Eastern Market Metro

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31 Hashers came

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