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EWH3 EWH3 #1322: The GOAT Trail! - 6:45 PM Thursday, November 17, 2022 - Stadium-Armory (Orange/Blue/Silver Line)

11/17 11:43 PM

A EWH3 Trail

Cost: $7





This is not the greatest trail in the world, this is just a tribute!

Roper and friends invite you to show up and be a GOAT. What does that mean? Dress up as the GOAT athlete, GOAT musician, GOAT hasher, throat GOAT, or even the GOAT goat.

Maybe you are a GOAT. Are you the greatest at shotgunning beers? Finding trail? Getting lost and making the rest of us search for you in the dark because you were dumb enough to not have a cranium lamp or whistle? You can be your own GOAT. Just not GOATse, asshole.

Be the greatest! Be the GOAT! (There is close to a zero percent chance there will be live goats on trail. This is probably for the best.)


When: 6:45 PM Thursday, November 17, 2022. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Stadium-Armory

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Stadium/Armory

Hares: Red Roper, Head Injury, All Flash, Special Head Kid, maybe guests?

Trail Details:
- Runners: 1.9 mi. first half / 1.9 mi. second half
- Walkers: .8 first half / .9 mi. second half
- Shiggy: 0.69

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B (.4 miles to metro)]. Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be smart, have fun.

End Metro: Potomac Ave
Last Trains Out:
Silver Line to Ashburn: 11:44 PM
Silver Line to Downtown Largo: 11:58 PM
Blue Line to Downtown Largo: 12:18 AM
Blue Line to Franconia-Springfield: 11:46 PM
Blue Line to Huntington: 11:50 PM
Orange Line to New Carrollton: 12:03 AM
Blue Line to New Carrollton: 12:12 AM
Orange Line to Vienna/Fairfax-GMU: 11:52 PM

On After*: Trusty’s If you plan to come to the On After, note that indoor venues may choose to keep vaccine and mask requirements in place.

Specials: You’re Special

Upcoming Events & Announcements!
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