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EWH3 EWH3 #1320: The 2022 Erection Trail! - 6:45 PM Thursday, November 3, 2022 - Woodley Park Metro (Red Line)

11/03 11:42 PM

A EWH3 Trail

Cost: $7

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

TBA

When the hare was asked to lay a trail right after election day, he thought about recycling the last time he laid an election day trail. Then he remembered that he laid that trail on November 3, 2016. Nope, cursed. So instead you’ll get a nice little jaunt up and down the hill, but not that hill.

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO (link).

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, Nov 3, 2022. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Woodley Park Metro, exit south and walk south, cross Calvert. Look for wankers.

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Calvert St. NW & Woodley Pl. NW

Hares: Roll Over, Bitch!, Just Marvin, Close Encounters of the Turd Kind, and You Can’t Handle the Poop

Trail Details:
- Runners: 3.3 mi. first half / 2.3 mi. second half
- Walkers: 2.3 first half / 1.5 mi. second half
- Shiggy: 2.69
Bring a headlamp, it gets dark early! Flour will change to chalk around sensitive sites: BE CAREFUL AROUND THE NATIONAL OBSERVATORY - DO NOT TRY TO ENTER.

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B (.5 miles to metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be smart, have fun.

End Metro: Cleveland Park
Last Trains Out:
Glenmont 2355
Shady Grove 0015

On After*: Atomic Billiards If you plan to come to the On After, note that indoor venues may choose to keep vaccine and mask requirements in place.

Specials: You’re special.


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26 Hashers came

including:

Red Roper

White House H3
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Please Step Away from the Whores

(WH4-DCRW)

Sexually Anxious Disease

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
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Head Injury

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
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buck naked

(DCH3)

Just Marvin

(EWH3)

Boom goes the Vaginamite

(EWH3)

Octopussy

White House H3
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George StuffedAnOctopus

(EWH3)

Black Lights Matter

(SDH3)

Close Encounters of the Turd Kind

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Starship InHerThighs

DCRW
Boldly Going On-On

Trains, Stains, and Automobiles (TSA)

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

#2

(WH4)

Leaning Tower of Please Ya

(Ewh3)

Just Kayla

(EWH3)

DIAL F

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
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Cum Dumpling

(EWH3)

GeriatricMandering

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
EWH3 Prom Queen

No Strings Attached (NSA)

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Got NSA?

Roll Over Bitch!

(EWH3)

harem scarem

(WH4)

Preteen Protein

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
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Anal Fission

(Ewh3)

Pimple

(DC)

Ready Player None

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
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