When the hare was asked to lay a trail right after election day, he thought about recycling the last time he laid an election day trail. Then he remembered that he laid that trail on November 3, 2016. Nope, cursed. So instead you’ll get a nice little jaunt up and down the hill, but not that hill.

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO (link).

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, Nov 3, 2022. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Woodley Park Metro, exit south and walk south, cross Calvert. Look for wankers.

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Calvert St. NW & Woodley Pl. NW

Hares: Roll Over, Bitch!, Just Marvin, Close Encounters of the Turd Kind, and You Can’t Handle the Poop

Trail Details:
- Runners: 3.3 mi. first half / 2.3 mi. second half
- Walkers: 2.3 first half / 1.5 mi. second half
- Shiggy: 2.69
Bring a headlamp, it gets dark early! Flour will change to chalk around sensitive sites: BE CAREFUL AROUND THE NATIONAL OBSERVATORY - DO NOT TRY TO ENTER.

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B (.5 miles to metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be smart, have fun.

End Metro: Cleveland Park
Last Trains Out:
Glenmont 2355
Shady Grove 0015

On After*: Atomic Billiards If you plan to come to the On After, note that indoor venues may choose to keep vaccine and mask requirements in place.

Specials: You’re special.