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EWH3 #1317: The Pumpkin Spice Latte Trail - Venti Edition! - 6:45 PM Thursday, October 13, 2022 - Bethesda - at The Barking Dog (Red Line)

10/13 11:38 PM

A EWH3 Trail

Cost: $7

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

TBA

One autumn evening in 2017, Wait Wait Don’t Fuck Me set off on an adventure, leading two virgin hares in a lesson on how NOT to hare. Some hashers left that night with PTSD, cold bums, and a (now rational) fear of black chalk. Voted “Worst Trail of the Year” four years in a row, the 2017 Pumpkin Spice Latte Trail will live in infamy. Now, we return to the scene of the crime, for a Venti sized trail that’s sure to delight (or terrify).

It's fall y'all and you know what that means: leggings, flannel, and Pumpkin Spice Lattes! So dust off those Uggs and join us for the fourth semi-Anal #PSL Trail.
Brew Crew volunteers are few and far between, so your hares have embraced their creativity (with some inspiration from our brethren in other cities) to plan a bar-centric trail. We will gather at The Barking Dog for a bag drop and opening circle. Your hares will bring a (limited) amount of beer and seltzer to beer check before we return to The Barking Dog for a warm and creamy end circle.

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, October 13, 2022. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late! We will be starting at The Barking Dog NOT at the Bethesda metro!

Pre-Lube: The Barking Dog - 4723 Elm St, Bethesda
Drop off your bags early and grab a happy hour beer to get your night started!

Where: The Barking Dog (0.2 miles from Bethesda Station)

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Bethesda Ave & Arlington Rd

Hares: Poon-apple Juice, Schrodinger’s Cock, Dial F, Head Injury, Just May

Trail Details:
- Runners: 2.25 mi. first half / 2.0 mi. second half
- Walkers: 1.1 first half / 0.8 mi. second half
- Shiggy: 1.69 (8.89 if you count the black chalk)

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A. Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, and your ID. This is a crew-free trail. We will start and end at the bar. There will be a bag drop at start, with bags locked up by bar staff, which is where we will circle up. Be smart, have fun.

End Metro: Bethesda
Last Trains Out:
Glenmont 11:45
Shady Grove 12:25

On After: The Barking Dog - 4723 Elm St, Bethesda
Note that this is where we will hold end circle (outdoors, weather permitting). Bags will be available for pick-up when the pack arrives back at the bar. Some drinks will be provided, but you are welcum to start (and close) your own tab.

Specials: Kitchen open until 11, happy hour specials until 10

Upcoming Events and Announcements!
-Mismanagement interest event tentatively October 25th, stay tuned for details!
-EWH3 is STILL in need of a NEW BREWMEISTER. If you are interested in being the BEER SUPERHERO we all need, please reach out to a member of mismanagement!

Give Back to the Hash!

BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.

HARES! Ready to help hare or make your own trail? Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.

ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com.

STAY SAFE! Review Everyday is Wednesday’s updated COVID-19 guide before joining us on trail.


Start Location Details

The Barking Dog

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26 Hashers came

including:

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DIAL F

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Welcome Homo

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Geordi La Foreskin

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Just Madeline

(BMH3)

Infidellatio

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Poon-apple Juice

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Just May

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GeriatricMandering

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Spunk In The Trunk

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Cum Dumpling

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George StuffedAnOctopus

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Head Injury

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9021-Ho

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