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EWH3 #1316: The RED Dress PreLube Thirsty Thursday Trail! - Thursday, 10/6 - 6:45 PM @ Union Station (Red Line) or BALLBUSTER - 5:30 PM @ Fort Totten (Red Line)

10/06 11:37 PM

A EWH3 Trail

Cost: $7*

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

TBA

To ensure brew crew is adequately prepared, sign up on HashRego is required for
Everyone (THOSE WHO PAID FOR HASHTIVUS MUST ALSO REGISTER FOR THIS EVENT BUT NOT PAY).

As the CDC and DC Health continue to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. For this reason, masks are optional for fully vaccinated individuals. Vessels are still required for everyone.


It’s RED dress weekend so we’re on the RED line on a trail being hared by RED Roper and Special RED. We’re not going to get too fancy because you have a full weekend to make bad decisions. Just kidding, you’ll have ample bad decisions to make on this trail. YBFs that are half a mile long? Check. Dumpsterfire drinks? Of course. You may be calling “RED” by the end of trail.

This week you have two options for trails, A) a regular walkers or runners trail, or B) a ballbuster trail. Please indicate your preference in registration.

Option 1) Regular Trail (Runners and Walkers Options)

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, October 6, 2022. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Union Station, follow marks to the start

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Columbus Circle & Union Station

Hares: Red Roper, Head Injury, possible mystery hare

Trail Details:
- Runners: 2 mi. first half / 2 mi. second half
- Walkers: 1 first half / 1 mi. second half
- Shiggy: 0.69

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B (.3 miles to a metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, and a full water bottle. Be smart, have fun.

Option 2) Ballbuster Trail Info

When: 5:30 PM Thursday, October 6, 2022. Pack will be away right at 6:00 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Ft Totten Metro, Follow Marks to the Start

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Ft Totten Metro

Hares: Special Red, Roll Over Bitch, 9021-Ho, and a possible mystery hare

Trail Details:
- Runners: ~11 mi.
- Shiggy: 3.69
- 3 Beer checks!

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to Z. Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, and a full water bottle. Be smart, have fun. It’s a Ballbuster, so you’re mostly on your own till Beer Check…

After Trail Info - Both trail options meet at the end

End Metro:Noma/Gallaudet
Last Trains Out:
- Glenmont (Red): 12:14
- Shady Grove (Red): 11:56

On After*: Red Bear Brewing Co. If you plan to come to the On After, note that indoor venues may choose to keep vaccine and mask requirements in place. There are indoor and outdoor options.
Specials: Red is Special
*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.

Upcoming Events!
Mismanagement interest event coming soon, stay tuned for details!
D.C. Red Dress: October 8th, rego here.
EWH3 is STILL in need of a NEW BREWMEISTER. If you are interested in being the BEER SUPERHERO we all need, please reach out to a member of mismanagement!

Give Back to the Hash!

BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.

HARES! Ready to help hare or make your own trail? Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.

ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com.

STAY SAFE! Review Everyday is Wednesday’s updated COVID-19 guide here before joining us on trail.


Start Location Details

Start Location TBA

Public Event

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55 Hashers came

including:

#SquadHoles

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Just Kayla

(EWH3)

Ginja ninja

(Dc)

Ready Player None

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Please Step Away from the Whores

(WH4-DCRW)

Naughtya

(DCH4)

Close Encounters of the Turd Kind

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
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Missionary Impossible

(SavH3)

Just Mike

(EWH3)

Ginger Snatch

White House H3
...

Sexually Anxious Disease

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
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Red Roper

White House H3
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Shamrock Your Cock

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
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La Gingeracha

(EWH3)

GeriatricMandering

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
EWH3 Prom Queen

Infidellatio

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Hello hashing day! :)

UrinAll the Right Places

White House H3
Hugs n' pisses!

The Cumburglar!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

dwarfus interruptus

White House H3
I Moo At Cows

DIAL F

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Uno, Dos, Tres... LIFTOFF!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
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Seizures Phallus

(EWH3)

Dyke Tyson

Mount Vernon H3
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Screaming Pussy

(EWH3)

Lorena Hobbit

White House H3
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Poon-apple Juice

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
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Chickenshit

(BJH3)

S.M. Curtains

(StumpH3)

Just Katrina

(n/a)

Colliteral Damage

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

ZAP

(ZAP)

Cum Dumpling

(EWH3)

That's a Whore A

Charm City H3
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9021-Ho

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
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Immoral Support

(EWH3)

Head Injury

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
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Schrödinger's Cock

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
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The Defense Breasts

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
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Scuba Deuce

SMUTTy Crab Hash House Harriers
Spandex Afficionado

Just Marvin

(EWH3)

Burlington Ho Factory

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
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Roll Over Bitch!

(EWH3)

Son What the Fuck?!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
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My Big Fat Greek Orgy

Charm City H3
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General Tso’s Dicken

(EWH3)

GFA

(EWH3)

Whoriana Trench

(EWH3)

Tony Panda

(WH4)

Turkey Twat

(MoA2H3)

Octopussy

White House H3
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No Strings Attached (NSA)

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Got NSA?

Bipolar Bear

(EWH3)

Special Red

White House H3
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rEdward Sissy Hands

(EWH3)