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EWH3 #1314: The 3rd Anal International Talk Like a Pirate Day Trail! - 6:45 PM Thursday, September 22 - Potomac Ave (Blue/Orange/Silver Line)

09/22 11:34 PM

A EWH3 Trail

Cost: $7

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

TBA

As the CDC and DC Health continue to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. For this reason, masks are optional for fully vaccinated individuals. Vessels are still required for everyone.


YAAAARGH! Ahoy and avast, ya filthy landlubbers!
This trail for the third time be celebratin’ International Talk Like a Pirate Day, the highest of holy days for the saltiest of sea dogs! So brush up on your pirate vocab, swab the poop decks, and raise the black flag, because it’s time for another pirate treasure hunting quest!

Tragedy has yet again befallen our beloved Captain Turd Kind—he’s lost his ship, his treasure, his flag, his rum, even his captain’s coat! But fret not me lads! With you on the crew, we can return to the golden age of piracy! Help Captain Turd Kind in all his pirating needs and you will be rewarded with a spot on his new crew (and with beer)!

BUT BEWARE! Danger awaits you! Not only is Davy Jones’ locker as perilous as ever, the Royal Navy has been alerted to our presence! Navigate these treacherous waters trails correctly and we will all enjoy grog and shanties together on the high seas!

RUM! BEER! QUESTS! SHANTIES! TREASURE! BOOTY! What else do you need in this life?!

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, September 22nd, 2022. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Potomac Avenue Metro

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Potomac and Pennsylvania Ave SE

Hares: Close Encounters of the Turd Kind, Princess Jizzman, and Roll Over Bitch!

Trail Details:
- Runners: 2.0 mi. first half / 2.3 mi. second half
- Walkers: 0.9 first half / 0.9 mi. second half
- Shiggy: 1.69

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’ (0.4 miles to metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, and a full water bottle. Be smart, have fun.

End Metro: Potomac Ave
Last Trains Out:
- Downtown Largo (Blue): 12:18 am
- Downtown Largo (Silver): 11:58 pm
- New Carrollton (Blue): 12:03 am
- New Carrollton (Orange): 12:20 am
- National Airport (Blue): 11:46 pm
- Wiehle-Reston East (Silver): 11:44 pm
- Vienna/Fairfax-GMU (Orange): 11:52 pm

On After*: Trusty’s! If you plan to come to the On After, note that indoor venues may choose to keep vaccine and mask requirements in place.
Specials: More beer!
*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.

Upcoming Events and Announcements!
D.C. Red Dress: October 8th, rego here.
EWH3 is STILL in need of a NEW BREWMEISTER. If you are interested in being the BEER SUPERHERO we all need, please reach out to a member of mismanagement!

Give Back to the Hash!

BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.

HARES! Ready to help hare or make your own trail? Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.

ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com.

STAY SAFE! Review Everyday is Wednesday’s updated COVID-19 guide here before joining us on trail.


Start Location Details

Potomac Avenue Metro

Potomac Avenue Metro

Public Event

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31 Hashers came

including:

Just Kayla

(EWH3)

Burlington Ho Factory

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
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Infidellatio

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Hello hashing day! :)

Sexually Anxious Disease

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Whoriana Trench

(EWH3)

Naughtya

(DCH4)

6 From Behind

(EWH3)

The Cumburglar!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Just Marvin

(EWH3 )

Immoral Support

(EWH3)

Just Maggie

(EWH3)

Roll Over Bitch!

(ewh3)

GFA

(EWH3)

Deaf Lesbian

(DCH3)

The Clit

Northern Plains Hash House Harriers
Ooooh, The Clit ☝

Poon-apple Juice

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Screaming Pussy

(EWH3)

9021-Ho

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Turkey Twat

(EWH3)

Schrödinger's Cock

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Just May

(EWH3)

Close Encounters of the Turd Kind

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Lickthyologist

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Coat Hanger Banger

(NPH-3)

Chickenshit

(BJH3)

Ready Player None

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Bipolar Bear

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Just add vodka

Princess Jizzmine

DC Road Whores
...

L’chaimen

(GLH3)

Head Injury

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

My fast little pooney

(EWH3)