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EWH3 #1307: The 6th Anal Face/Off Trail! - 6:45 PM Thursday, August 4, 2022 - Dupont Circle (Red Line)

08/04 10:09 PM

A EWH3 Trail

Cost: $7*

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

TBA

As the CDC and DC Health continue to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. For this reason, masks are optional for fully vaccinated individuals. Vessels are still required for everyone.


Another year older, none the wiser. Cum join Schrödinger’s Cock as he attempts to thwart the gods of aging by dressing as another hasher’s name. Dress as your hares for a special shot-based opportunity. Like Nicholas Cage (or John Travolta? Still not sure..), it’s time for a face… off!
Need some inspiration? Some previous guests of honor…

Stain Gretzky

Tony Panda!

Texas Hold Him!

General Tso’s Dicken…?!

and of course…

Schrödinger’s Cock!

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, August 4, 2022. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Dupont Circle

Nearest Capital Bike Share: 20th & O St NW / Dupont South

Hares: Schrödinger’s Cock, Poon-apple Juice, No Strings Attached, Stain Gretzky and a mystery hare!

Trail Details:
- Runners: 2.5 mi. first half / 1.1 mi. second half
- Walkers: 1.1 first half / 0.63 mi. second half
- Shiggy: 0.69

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B. Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, and a full water bottle. Be smart, have fun.

End Metro: Farragut North
Last Trains Out:
Glenmont – 12:02 am
Shady Grove – 12:08 am

On After*: Recessions! If you plan to come to the On After, note that indoor venues may choose to keep vaccine and mask requirements in place.

Specials: The hares think you’re special
*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.

Upcoming Events & Announcements!
Save the dates: DC Beer Mile - September 16th & D.C. Red Dress Run - October 8th

EWH3 is STILL in need of a NEW BREWMEISTER. If you are interested in being the BEER SUPERHERO we all need, please reach out to a member of mismanagement!

Hab of the Week!
Purchase this week's hab item at a discounted price. Limited quantities available, so get 'em while they last! You can purchase when you rego to pick up at trail!

Give Back to the Hash!

BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.

HARES! Ready to help hare or make your own trail? Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.

ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com.

STAY SAFE! Review Everyday is Wednesday’s updated COVID-19 guide here before joining us on trail.


Start Location Details

Dupont Circle Metro

Dupont Circle Metro

Public Event

See the full list!

34 Hashers came

including:

Red Roper

White House H3
...

Issues and Tissues

(EWH3)

Stain Gretzky

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
#GoalieGoals

Just Hannah

(EWH3)

Jeremiah Was a Cumfrog

White House H3
Buh Na Na

Tramp-sub-stantiation

(BAH3)

Cum Dumpling

(EWH3)

Poon-apple Juice

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Bipolar Bear

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Just add vodka

Head Injury

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

General Tso’s Dicken

(EWH3)

Trains, Stains, and Automobiles (TSA)

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Who wears shart sharts

(EWH3)

Naughtya

(DCH4)

Schrödinger's Cock

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Knocked Up

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
2006 Aloha H3 hareball...

One Trick Dick

Syracuse On-on-dog-a Hash House Harriers and Harriettes
Making Every Day Amazing

Just Marvin

(EWH3)

Lickthyologist

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

GFA

(EWH3)

bearfucker

(NYCH3)

No Strings Attached (NSA)

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Got NSA?

You Sucked My Battledick

(EWH3)

Turn the Meat Around

(EWH3)

Ready Player None

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Pussy Crusher

OC Hump
...

Deepthroat Corndog

White House H3
it's not illegal unles...

Burlington Ho Factory

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Screaming Pussy

(EWH3)

Clam Bam Thank You Ma'am

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Otto von Jizzmark

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Turkey Twat

(EWH3)

Whoriana Trench

(EWH3)

Sexually Anxious Disease

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...