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EWH3 #1295: The Schitty Trail Trail! - 6:45 PM Thursday, May 19, 2022 - Gallery Place (Red, Yellow, Green Line)

05/19 10:34 PM

A EWH3 Trail

Cost: $7*

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

TBA

As the CDC and DC Health continue to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. For this reason, masks are optional for fully vaccinated individuals. Vessels are still required for everyone.


Do you love running?

Do you love drinking?

Wait, we meant beer not necessarily vodka… but in any event, come run a Schitty Trail on Thursday!

Be you a Moira,

An Alexis

A David

Or your own special schitty someone, come on out to Gallery Place and get ready to run the Schittiest Trail of the year!

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, May 19, 2022. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Gallery Place, exit towards Portrait Gallery

Nearest Capital Bike Share: F & 7th NW

Hares: Colliteral Damage, Son What the F*ck, General Tso’s Dickens, Stain Gretzky

Trail Details:
- Runners: ~2mi. first half / ~2 mi. second half
- Walkers: ~1 first half / ~1 mi. second half
- Shiggy: 0.69 (city shiggy)

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A. Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, and a full water bottle. Be smart, have fun.

End Metro: Gallery Place (Green/Yellow)
Last Trains Out:

Green Line Branch Ave - 11:52 PM
Red Line Glenmont - 12:08 AM
Green Line Greenbelt - 12:20 AM
Yellow Line Greenbelt - 11:50 PM
Yellow Line Huntington - 11:55 PM
Red Line Shady Grove - 12:02 AM

On After*: 618 Cocktail & Whiskey Bar https://www.bar618.com/ If you plan to come to the On After, note that indoor venues may choose to keep vaccine and mask requirements in place.

Specials: Waiting on discounts, but we have the roof!
*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.

Upcoming Events!
2022 Tour du Hash (TDH) is June 3 -12!

EWH3's 1300th Run & Pub Crawl coming soon, stay tuned for more details!

Hab of the Week!
Purchase this week's hab item at a discounted price. Limited quantities available, so get 'em while they last! You can purchase when you rego to pick up at trail!

Give Back to the Hash!

BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.

HARES! Ready to help hare or make your own trail? Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.

ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com.

STAY SAFE! Review Everyday is Wednesday’s updated COVID-19 guide here before joining us on trail.


Start Location Details

Gallery Place Chinatown

Gallery Place Chinatown

Public Event

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52 Hashers came

including:

6 From Behind

(WH4-DCRW)

Dry Rub

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Seizures Phallus

(EWH3)

Poon-apple Juice

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Bitches Give Stitches

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

I Bless the Cum Down in Africa

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Special Head Kid

(EWH3)

Schrödinger's Cock

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

9021-Ho

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Colliteral Damage

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

The Cumburglar!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Pinocchi-Ho

(EWH3)

The Cocktease Falcon

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
the stuff dreams are m...

Just greg

(EWH3)

Naughtya

(Dch4)

GeriatricMandering

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
EWH3 Prom Queen

Sexually Anxious Disease

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

George StuffedAnOctopus

(EWH3)

Glue Factory Gum Job

White House H3
It's Glue! Dammit.

Red Roper

White House H3
...

Tuck Tuck Deuce

(EWH3)

Stain Gretzky

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
#GoalieGoals

Lickthyologist

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Whoriana Trench

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Son What the Fuck?!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Mouthful of Clam

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Special Red

White House H3
...

Slappy Ending

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Tony Panda

(WH4)

GFA

(EWH3)

No Strings Attached (NSA)

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Got NSA?

Burlington Ho Factory

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Bipolar Bear

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Just add vodka

Ready Player None

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Head Injury

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Shamrock Your Cock

(EWH3)

Put it BLACK in me

Downtown Wilmington H3
...

Just Hannah

(EWH3)

Pro Boner

(WH4-DCRW)

Double Stuffed Whore-e-o

White House H3
...

Please Step Away from the Whores

(WH4-DCRW)

#2

(wh4)

Atari 6900

White House H3
Finish Her!!!

The Cock Whisperer

Accokeek Auxiliary Asylum Hash House Harriers (AAAHHH!!!)
Keep Hashing Potential...

Nipples to Infinity

Southport / Oak Island Hash House Harriers
...

Close Encounters of the Turd Kind

(EWH3)

Split Her Bare

DC Road Whores
...

General Tso’s Dicken

(EWH3)

Mayor Bloomy

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
I don’t see a mark.

Lickalottacockus

(MVH3)