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EWH3 #1291: The Earth Day Trail! - 6:45 PM Thursday, April 21, 2022 - Rhode Island Ave Metro (Red Line)

04/21 10:31 PM

A EWH3 Trail

Cost: $7*

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

TBA

As the CDC and DC Health continue to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. For this reason, masks are optional for fully vaccinated individuals. Vessels are still required for everyone.


“Earth Day is an annual global event, observed on April 22, that celebrates the environmental movement and raises awareness about pollution and ways to maintain a clean habitat.” Ahh, yes. Mother Earth…the ultimate Mother I’d Like to Fix (yay MILFs!). In honor of Earth Day, we’re definitely not recycling a trail from our Mother (kennel). Plant a tree, plant yourself on a couch at metrobar, and maybe do another kind of planting after that...

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, April 21, 2022. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Rhode Island Ave Metro. Follow marks to start - at edge of Washington Place NE bus loop.

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Rhode Island Avenue Metro

Hares: General Tso’s Dicken, Poonapple Juice, Ready Player None, Red Roper, Semen on the Pew

Trail Details:
- Runners: 2.6 mi. first half / 2.2 mi. second half
- Walkers: 1.3 first half / 1.1 mi. second half
- Shiggy: 0.69
Dog/stroller friendly

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’ (0.3 miles to metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be smart, have fun.

End Metro: Rhode Island Ave
Last Trains Out:
Glenmont (red): 12:17am
Shady Grove (red): 11:53pm

On After: metrobar (640 Rhode Island Ave NE). Most of the space is outdoors. THERE’S *APPARENTLY KARAOKE! Also, there are usually food trucks and snacks available for purchase. If you plan to come to the On After, note that indoor venues may choose to keep vaccine and mask requirements in place.

Specials: All of the drinks are in some part DC sourced, so that’s pretty special.
*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.

Upcoming Events/Announcements!
Friday, April 22 is the last day to pre-order a Nats-inspired EWH3 baseball tee at a reduced rate. Personalization is only available when you order in advance. Fill out the form here!

STD for EWH3's 1300th Run & Pub Crawl! Help us to plan the best event by filling out the interest survey here by April 22 at 11:59 PM!

Hab of the Week!
Purchase this week's hab item at a discounted price. Limited quantities available, so get 'em while they last! You can purchase when you rego to pick up at trail!

Give Back to the Hash!

BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.

HARES! Ready to help hare or make your own trail? Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.

ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com.

STAY SAFE! Review Everyday is Wednesday’s updated COVID-19 guide here before joining us on trail.


Start Location Details

Rhode Island Avenue Metro

Rhode Island Avenue Metro

Public Event

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44 Hashers came

including:

Just Kevin

(KH3)

Turkey Twat

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
...

Deaf Lesbian

(DCH3)

My fast little poony

(EWH3)

Ginger Snatch

(WH4)

George StuffedAnOctopus

(EWH3)

The Defense Breasts

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Clam Bam Thank you maam

(EWH3)

Dingle All the Way

(A_H3)

FukuShemale

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Roll Over Bitch!

(EWH3)

Colliteral Damage

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

GFA

(EWH3)

Head Injury

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Poon-apple Juice

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Cum Dumpling

(EWH3)

Special Red

White House H3
...

Split Her Bare

DC Road Whores
...

Mouthful of Clam

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

The Cumburglar!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Maybe It's Gaybelline

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Whoregon Trail

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

General Tso’s Dicken

(EWH3)

Atari 6900

(WH4)

Schrödinger's Cock

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Bursting Bosoms

(ECH3)

23 in Me

(EWH3)

9021-Ho

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Please Step Away from the Whores

(WH4-DCRW)

Burlington Ho Factory

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Just Hannah

(EWH3)

Bipolar Bear

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Just add vodka

Red Roper

White House H3
...

#2

(WH4)

Pinocchi-Ho

(EWH3)

DIAL F

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Whoriana Trench

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Semen on the Pew

EWH3
I'll take a pint of that!

Glue Factory Gum Job

White House H3
It's Glue! Dammit.

Ready Player None

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Turn the Meat Around

(EWH3)

Knocked Up

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
2006 Aloha H3 hareball...

bearfucker

(NYCH3)

GeriatricMandering

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
EWH3 Prom Queen