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EWH3 1270 : The Revolutionary Resolutions Trail

12/30 07:15 PM

A EWH3 Trail

Cost: $7

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

TBA

It's been a long year, so let's gather for a short trail.
Note: Due to the holiday, this is NOT a standard trail. Similar to Thanksgiving, you'll be lucky to burn off a glass of champagne. You MUST bring your ID. Cash is highly recommended if you'd like a drink at beer check or to tip your bartenders. There will be NO bag van OR runners option.

Bring your A-game as we celebrate the resolutions that have cum and gone. Didn't meet yours? No worries, we'll have plenty of opportunities to cash in before the new year.

A guide to achieving some of the Top 50 New Year's Resolutions:
PR the hash - This walkers-route only trail is less than a mile long. A brisk power walk will help you meet this super attainable goal.
Be more generous - Don't be a Scrooge! Buy a shot for one of the hares at our pay-your-own beer check.
Support more local businesses - Thanks to the provided end-circle keg and dinner, you can over-tip your bar staff (the ones who really keep this city moving)! To make it even easier, you can pre-tip when you rego!
Volunteer more/Give back to the community - Everyday is Wednesday needs more martyrs like yourself. Sign up to hare or brew crew while you rego.
Lose weight - Oh, hush! You're beautiful just the way you are!
Quit smoking - We'll be inside for most of this trail, so no smoking allowed!
Save more money - Beer AND dinner are both included in the cost of your rego. Take that extra moolah and... buy a Bitcoin or something.
Be more outgoing - There will be plenty of opportunities for violations. Step out of your comfort zone and speak up!
Unplug from social media - Hey, no tech on trail.
Stop Procrastinating - Rego right now!

Schedule of Events:
7:00 - Circle Up at Union Station
7:15 - On Out to a Choose-your-own-adventure Beer Check - Bring an ID for this buy-your-own drink stop. Select from a variety of beverage options, including $4 Miller Lites and ciders!
8:30 - All Inclusive* End Circle - Hash favorite Hamilton's is closed for the season, but they are opening JUST FOR US! We will provide beer and pizza (a seltzer for the glutards*), as well as both indoor and heated outdoor space. The bartender is only working because we'll be there, so be sure to tell them how awesome they are and tip well!
??? - They'll probably kick us out at some point, but let's party until they do!
* Limited options, while supplies last
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You MUST rego 24 hours before the event to guarantee you are included in the glutard count. Please be considerate and only select this option if you have a true gluten allergy.

Trail Details:
1st Half - 0.35 miles
2nd Half - 0.49 miles


ID & Cash/Credit Card

Start Location Details

Union Station

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